Today, my roomate's cats pooped on the floor again. He refuses to clean it up saying it will be easier to clean in 48 hours. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my cat pooped on the floor. After cleaning it up, I’m fairly certain it was not my cat but instead my roommate, who I also suspect is pooping in the litter box. FML
Today, my roommate finally cleaned her cat's very full litter box. I later found our only good spatula crusted with kitty feces, which she'd left on the kitchen counter for me to find. FML
Today, after I had the place to myself for a while and it was easy to clean, my roommate returned and I woke up to trash piling up, dishes everywhere, and luggage full of sweaty laundry. Oh, and it smells like poo again, because he doesn't regularly shower. I want to scream. FML
Today, I learned that if I don't clean out the litter box everyday, my cat will resort to shitting in the laundry basket. FML
Today, I worked a 12-hour shift. Today my parents' cat also had diarrhoea. Rather than clean it up when said cat projectile shat all through my bed, they simply closed my door and left it for me. Since it's in my room, apparently it's my problem. They can't understand why I'm pissed. FML
Today, my roommate and I noticed a foul smell in our apartment. After looking around for a little while, I found that her cat had pooped on a pair of my jeans, and apparently tried to cover it up by dragging a shirt over the mess. FML
Today, I watched as my poor old cat dragged his ass across our living room carpet, leaving an equally long shit stain on our pristine carpet. My pleas for him to stop only made his diarrhea worse as he ran off. FML
Today, I had to wash my cat. Twice. The first time was because he decided to roll over in the litter tray after using it. The second was the result of him pissing on the floor, then rolling in it right after I'd dried him from the first time. FML
Today, my cat peed on my stove. There’s multiple clean litter-boxes that he could have used instead. FML
Today, my cat peed on the kitchen floor. As I went to get the mop, I slipped on the puddle not once, not twice, but three times. In quick succession. FML
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Buttsexpirate 9
Rub his face in it and say "no"!
everybodyluvsMEN 0
My dog will eat that right up for you ;)
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everybodyluvsMEN 0
My dog will eat that right up for you ;)
LiveLaughLaugh 9
Op- shit on his floor, tell him it'll be easier to clean in 48 hours.
monkeysareyummy 0
My dog does that too.. Nasty.
TURLOCK 4
lol mine to i dont have that problem with my cat cuz ma dog its it right up all of it hahaha
TURLOCK 4
eat not its
suxs4ulol 22
dogs:wont eat certin brands of dog food, eats his own shit.
camdenrose 0
Ew. (x
happysmile987 24
I don't think it is safe for dogs to eat cat shit... It's ok if it's accidental but if you LET it eat cat shit, it's bad. Some cats carry T.Gondii (idk if I spelt that right!) which is a parasite which controls it's host's mind. It can make them irritable and dangerous to approach. It is also transmittable to humans.
Buttsexpirate 9
Rub his face in it and say "no"!
HahaHokayThen 10
L O L "no!"
NOTquiteRAMBO 10
^ You failed.
gregorrok1 0
Well if OP wants it cleaned up before then, they need to clean it themselves.
HahaHokayThen 10
I was just commenting saying that his comment was funny... Chill. "you failed" wtf
aceman1992 9
42- You're a dick.
xSunnyOlivia 17
Studies show that that actually doesnt help at all. Its just getting shit shoved in your face. Thats all it is.
ClumsyKee 14
Oh ew. I know that sucks but if you don't wanna smell cat poop I suggest you just clean it up quick. :/ I wouldn't want to smell that crap for 2 days...
MerrikBarbarian 9
I think that's how the system works- its easier to clean up since room mate gets fed up with cat shit and cleans it them self, leaving said cat owner nothing to do.
ClumsyKee 14
Or OP could just move the crap onto said owner's bed so the owner could "wait the 48 hours" whilst sleeping next to it.
dsbs 9
Ugh the poop dries up making it easier to clean. Amatuers
bamagrl410 31
48 - Yes but it will dry sooner than 48 hours later. He just didn't want to do it. It's not healthy nor sanitary to let fecal matter sit around your house.
monkeysareyummy 0
I know it's not fair but you should just clean it up. Or else it will smell and will stain if it's on carpet.
every1luvsboners 11
In 48 hours you can put it in the freezer for 3-4 hours and use the nuggets as ice cubes.
silvercamaro 22
Dogs are way better, get a big dog and have him chase the cat around, then tell him it's easier to catch him when he loses energy
DjeePee 25
Big dog = massive pile of dump. OP, please, make him buy a litter box and let him train the cat to use it. Oh, and if that cat smells poo on the floor, she will poo again on the floor. And again. And again.
murdersquirrel 15
He might just need to clean the existing litter box. Cats will pee where they smell pee, it's a territory thing. Don't think it works the same way for poo.
IdfkMyUsernamexC 5
That's some "shit" to look forward to.
fleeper 13
Pun pun pun pun pun!
celicagirl 5
Lol you're so punny :P
mannyp83 2
Hi
TheBeanieChic 1
Put it in a bag and place that shit under his pillow! That will teach him.
BruisedGiraffe 15
Good idea, but leave out the bag
rattusrattus 19
You use the bag to pick it up, so you don't get cat crap on your hands. You don't have to leave it in the bag when putting it in your roommate's bed... *evil giggle*
sheethapins 13
Oooo! If you do that the poo fairy will come.
siberianhamster 17
Shut the cats outside for 48 hours and tell him they'll be easier to feed afterwards.
Red_Wing_Nut44 14
I think you need a new roommate OP. Your current one sounds like an ass.