stickyickystone
Pay attention
Today, I got my hand caught in a belt sander while sanding down what was supposed to become a "Caution" sign. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
embarrassed
United States
Today, I slipped at work while putting out a "wet floor" sign to make sure the customers didn't slip. FML
LostInSunday
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Fight! Fight!
Today, I accidentally slapped myself in the face with my belt when I pulled it from my belt loops too quickly. FML
damngotkik
Today, my friend thought it would be funny to use an electric sander on my arm during our construction class. FML
Slipperywhenwet
Today, I tripped over a "Caution: Slippery When Wet" floor sign and sprained my ankle. FML
babygirllxo
Canada
Today, I slipped on the wet floor at work and sprained my wrist badly. I was carrying the wet floor sign so no one would slip. FML
thwack
United States
Today, during a workplace safety exercise at work, I managed to cut off the tip of my thumb. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Pain like no one has ever seen before
Today, I found out how it feels to get your nut-sack caught in a belt buckle. FML
AHHH_REPTAR
Spearfish, United States
Today, while drilling holes in "No Smoking" signs for my job, I gave myself a minor cut that would appear to most as a papercut. I then had to fill out 3 double-sided pages of paperwork. FML
Anonymous
Unites States
How does that happen?
Today, I accidentally super-glued my hand to my face while trying to fix a broken pair of glasses. I yanked it off in a panic, taking a patch of my face along with it. FML
caitywebbkid
Perth, Australia
Today, I was cutting some paper when I accidentally cut a sizeable chunk out of my finger. I went to my car to get my bumbag (I'm a lifeguard) so I could patch it up. I then promptly got a large piece of glass in my foot. FML
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Trinity Fenwick 7
not stupid, just ironic. shit happens.
RichardPencil 32
How were you supposed to know the belt sander was dangerous until there was a sign that told you so?
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Trinity Fenwick 7
not stupid, just ironic. shit happens.
RichardPencil 32
How were you supposed to know the belt sander was dangerous until there was a sign that told you so?