Today, I found out that my best friend's psycho ex-girlfriend has been stalking me on social media for the past few months, when she contacted me asking why I was holding hands with him in a picture from over two years ago. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, one of my friends thought it would be funny to tell my psycho clinger of an ex that I still like her. It had only been a few months since she finally stopped stalking me. FML
Today, my psycho ex-girlfriend showed up at my new job to, "Keep an eye on me." The same ex-girlfriend who has been stalking me since we broke up. Two years ago. FML
Today, I came across a friend on Instagram. She's engaged… to my abusive ex… who has been stalking and harassing me lately. She was wearing the ring he gave me. FML
Today, I found out that my three closest online friends are the same person: my obsessive ex. I met all three before he and I even started dating. FML
Today, my best friend of 8 years told me she is dating my ex-boyfriend. They've claimed to be best friends for the last 16 years. I told her I was bothered by it. She immediately blocked me on all social media platforms, but my ex still follows my accounts. FML
Today, my obsessive stalker of an ex found my girlfriend on Facebook and sent her a message saying just ":)". For some reason I'll never understand, she took this as a sign that I'd just slept with my ex. Now I'm single, and my ex is probably planning her next move. FML
Today, I stupidly liked a post on my ex's social media account from three years ago. They then texted me immediately to ask why I was stalking them. FML
Today, I found out that the "secret admirer" I've been exchanging letters with for the last three months, and even started developing feelings for, is actually my ex best friend trying to pull a prank on me. FML
Today, I found out someone, most likely my psycho ex, has been posing as me on local interest websites, trolling a load of people, and giving them my address so they can come fight me. I found this out when a gentleman showed up at my house wanting to beat me shitless. FML
Today, I found out the person who's been stalking and harassing me online was actually my now ex-boyfriend. He only confessed as I finally picked up the phone to report it to the police. He basically said he wanted me to turn to him for comfort and protection, so he could "feel like a man". FML
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pd2902 22
Probably time to start blocking her where ever you can, don't need no negativity in your life!:)
george_s_4 32
Block her everywhere and if she makes new accounts and keeps stalking you get the police involved
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Comments (51)
pd2902 22
Probably time to start blocking her where ever you can, don't need no negativity in your life!:)
PennyLane27 32
Block her, but document this and anything else shes said or done, in case you ever end up needing to get police involved. Document, document, document!!
Bitchesbecrazy12 5
Document indeed! Thanks for the advice :)
Xamry14 10
That would freak me the hell out.
amileah13 26
If you can, block her. She's clearly obsessive and crazy and not worth your time even responding back to her. Good luck op
ruckfules85 34
You can block her if shes just bothering you on social media but if she starts to show up IRL then it's time to report her ass
TheHcwalker 20
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Well you deserve it for letting her stalk you
countryb_cth 38
Yes because we all know that Facebook sends you a notification to let you know that said person is stalking your profile. I mean how could OP not know about being stalked...
foxpug 24
Is it opposite day, #5? If so, you have a wonderful heart filled with empathy and the world needs more people like that.
lexos 16
You must be a special kind of stupid
domolovesyoshi 33
She clearly stated that she didn't know the ex was stalking her until said ex contacted her about a pic from 2 years ago, your reading comprehension is bullshit
Myeyesbleed 15
id like to think hes being sarcastic... but from the exceptional intelligence factor thats running rampant around here its hard to tell now a days....
MD9 19
just watch your back, she might be behind you
MGC501 13
I know a lot of people already said it, but I think blocking her is the best move here...
george_s_4 32
Block her everywhere and if she makes new accounts and keeps stalking you get the police involved
logan00_fml 15
Boo
foxpug 24
Scary/creepy as that is, I'd reply with "because no one understands him the way I do." FYL, I'm sorry, OP. For the record, don't take my advice if you think she'll hurt someone. We don't want that one flying over the cuckoo's nest.
Bitchesbecrazy12 5
That's a great response idea xD And I don't think she's capable of actually hurting me, but then again, I don't know her very well (Only spoken to her once before)
BarryAllen375 8
Are you a boy or girl?
george_s_4 32
I'm guessing guy but I can't say for sure
doemetoch 28
Why does that even matter?
nemouisu 22
Who cares, that's clearly not the point of the post. And if you infer, the fact that it's a psycho ex-GIRLfriend could imply OP is a girl.
george_s_4 32
I agree with 17 and 18 it really shouldn't matter. This post has nothing specifically to do with gender
COSaikou 7
Omg I found this too too funny. "m/f?"
LordGiblett 26
Eh, it doesn't really matter tbh what gender they are
Bitchesbecrazy12 5
Hey guys! OP here. Just to clarify, I'm a girl :)