HannaMD
Canada
Today, my cat had the bright idea of giving birth in the dryer, on top of all my new white towels. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
JeffeeBojangles
United States
Today, my grandma seemingly decided that it was a really nice day to put my cat in the dryer. FML
nocatlover
United States
Today, I woke up to the news that my son had put the cat in the dryer the night before. He didn't turn it on, and the cat is just fine, but now I need a new dryer so my clothes won't smell like cat urine. FML
catpeecathy
United States
Febreze time
Today, I was looking in my laundry basket for a clean tank top to wear. As I felt around, I realized that most of my clothes were still wet after two days. After asking my mom what was wrong with the dryer, I found out that for two days my cat had been using my laundry basket as a litter box. FML
KittenTime
United Kingdom
Today, I witnessed the miracle of life. More specifically, my cat giving birth on my bed at four in the morning. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I came home to find that my pregnant cat had given birth to a stillborn kitten in practically every room of the house. She had then rubbed her butt around the house, leaving bloody stains everywhere. When I tried to clean the white carpet, the bleach turned it green. FML
benji
United States
Today, I was hurriedly doing laundry. I threw a second load in the dryer and slammed the door shut. All of a sudden, I heard scratching and whining coming from the dryer. My cat probably hates me now. FML
Noname
United States
Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me. I was getting undressed to get into the shower. My cat looked at me after I'd undressed and then threw up all over the rug. FML
He got a lot of treats for that
United States
Human! Come quick!
Today, I woke up at the ungodly hour of 4AM to my cat clawing at my door and yelling at me. Normally I'd just wait until he stopped, but he was persistent, so I got up and opened the door to see what he wanted. He then corralled me to the laundry room. My dryer was on fire. Good boy. FML
Anonymous
Santee, United States
Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to my cat meowing, with her dilated vagina in my face, giving birth to her first litter of kittens. FML
dumb
United States
Welcome home!
Today, my new subletter moved in. Within 6 hours, one of my cats took a dump on her pants. I freaked out, lit some candles to hide the smell, and threw her pants in the washer. When the cycle was done, I found her cell phone at the bottom of the washing machine. FML
Top comments
arachnophile 13
Actually it sounds like the cat DID have a pretty good idea and found a soft, warm place to do it. Linens can be cleaned. At least it wasn't your couch or carpet. Congrats on the new kittens!
Sunflower1919 19
At least they're white so you can bleach the hell out of them!
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kingkobrastrikes 13
well its better than having them on your white carpet...(happened to me once)
ELoni_fml 25
You gave birth to kittens on your carpet?
brittaaany_93 38
Well, this has to be a first.
ELoni_fml 25
A dryer full of fluffy kittens and warm towels sounds amazing
thatguy037363 0
Well you shouldn't have left the door open on the washing machine
jess_smith 7
I don't think it matters if the washing machine door was open seeing as this FML is about the dryer...
gearhead369 20
Not really an FML though...... Just sayin'
Isa_fml 20
Why was the dryer door open, and why the hell wasn't your cat spayed?
Miss_Moody23 19
Perhaps they aren't irresponsible breeders and had homes lined up for all, if not most, of the kittens? As for the dryer door being open, I open the door and let the items cool down before taking them out. Sometimes, people get sidetracked and forget.
jess_smith 7
Maybe because some people don't spay/neuter because they want to have the kittens/puppies...they keep them, sell them, give them to family/friends...it's not mandatory for an animal to be sterilized.
xxreikoxx 31
#41, you might want to do your legal research on Canadian laws. Not that I'm familiar with their animal breeding and fix laws, but it wouldn't surprise me if they did have similar laws to where I live.
yaboi19 10
Shoulda got a dog
WhatHappenedToIt 22
Who leaves their dryer door open long enough their cat can go into labour and climb in? What if you had shut the door on her? Google cat in dryer and you'll never do that again.
Daevas 18
Good luck with the kits!
confushon 12
Bleach. Get over it.
mattrd_fml 31
and you left your dryer door open why? ydi