HannaMD
Canada
Today, my cat had the bright idea of giving birth in the dryer, on top of all my new white towels. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
JeffeeBojangles
United States
Today, my grandma seemingly decided that it was a really nice day to put my cat in the dryer. FML
nocatlover
United States
Today, I woke up to the news that my son had put the cat in the dryer the night before. He didn't turn it on, and the cat is just fine, but now I need a new dryer so my clothes won't smell like cat urine. FML
catpeecathy
United States
Febreze time
Today, I was looking in my laundry basket for a clean tank top to wear. As I felt around, I realized that most of my clothes were still wet after two days. After asking my mom what was wrong with the dryer, I found out that for two days my cat had been using my laundry basket as a litter box. FML
KittenTime
United Kingdom
Today, I witnessed the miracle of life. More specifically, my cat giving birth on my bed at four in the morning. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I came home to find that my pregnant cat had given birth to a stillborn kitten in practically every room of the house. She had then rubbed her butt around the house, leaving bloody stains everywhere. When I tried to clean the white carpet, the bleach turned it green. FML
benji
United States
Today, I was hurriedly doing laundry. I threw a second load in the dryer and slammed the door shut. All of a sudden, I heard scratching and whining coming from the dryer. My cat probably hates me now. FML
Noname
United States
Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me. I was getting undressed to get into the shower. My cat looked at me after I'd undressed and then threw up all over the rug. FML
He got a lot of treats for that
United States
Human! Come quick!
Today, I woke up at the ungodly hour of 4AM to my cat clawing at my door and yelling at me. Normally I'd just wait until he stopped, but he was persistent, so I got up and opened the door to see what he wanted. He then corralled me to the laundry room. My dryer was on fire. Good boy. FML
Anonymous
Santee, United States
Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to my cat meowing, with her dilated vagina in my face, giving birth to her first litter of kittens. FML
dumb
United States
Welcome home!
Today, my new subletter moved in. Within 6 hours, one of my cats took a dump on her pants. I freaked out, lit some candles to hide the smell, and threw her pants in the washer. When the cycle was done, I found her cell phone at the bottom of the washing machine. FML
Top comments
arachnophile 13
Actually it sounds like the cat DID have a pretty good idea and found a soft, warm place to do it. Linens can be cleaned. At least it wasn't your couch or carpet. Congrats on the new kittens!
Sunflower1919 19
At least they're white so you can bleach the hell out of them!
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Chibicase 19
new towels, new little lives...idk maybe your cat had the right idea?
azmoo_85 14
at least she was snug & warm. congrats OP. hope the kittens are doing well :-)
mistress_paz 30
I want a kitten!
HallahBackGirl 12
Birth is a beautiful thing, aye?
thisguy22 33
She was just making it easier on you. It's not her fault she can't tell the difference between clean laundry and dirty laundry, or the difference between the washer or the dryer. In her mind she went out of her way to dirty up the dirty towels that were already in the washer! Come on op, she's a cat. Gotta let the little things slide.
FlickWaffle 30
Should've desexed her, then you'd still have nice white towels and won't be adding to the cat epidemic
badgercheese94 16
The cat epidemic is the best kinda epidemic there is. Now, a birdemic on the other hand...
clemscott 10
Shame on you for not getting your cat fixed. You're so irresponsible. Congratulations on contributing to murder.
badgercheese94 16
Apparently the circle of life is a crime now
Nissi 17
That's a little dramatic. He could be a breeder, or maybe she was already pregnant when he found her. One of our four cats was a neighborhood stray and when we noticed she was looking pregnant we took her in and she had a small litter in our kitchen. The kittens didn't get put down, or thrown out. Two of them are living happy lives with our close family friends and the third is with us and the mother. Not every kitten is destined to die, calm down there.
badgercheese94 16
Today my daughter gave birth to my grandson, all over my new carpet! Can you believe that woman? How inconsiderate!
DanielleinDC 34
YDI for two reasons: First, spay your cat. There's no reason not to. And two, if you have a cat, you need to keep the dryer closed unless you're loading or unloading it. Pregnant or not, a cat is going to see a dryer as being an enticing, warm, safe, and cozy spot, especially if you've left clothing in it. Cats (and dogs) who are about to give birth are going to look for as safe and comfortable spot to do it.
Malaki691 15
Maybe you shouldn't leave the door open...