Today, my cat died. But, before he could bite the dust, he left a goodbye present on my bed: a decapitated baby rabbit. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my cat head-butted me awake as usual. I reached to pet him, but it wasn't his face I touched. It was the still-twitching corpse of the disemboweled rat he held in his jaws. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents, and now they have a dead rabbit because I sat on it. FML
Today, our family cat died. He had a disease (forget the name). My sister brought home a bunny, and I thought nothing of it until I tried to make the cat and the bunny friends. Sadly, it triggered his illness from stress, and he tragically passed away 4 days later. I still believe it's my fault; everyone says otherwise. FML
Today, my cat played dead just so I would leave him alone. FML
Today, my cat died in the process of eating, and choking on, my hamster. FML
Today, I got my cat stuffed after her death. I brought her home and set her down by my couch. I guess my dog thought it was a new chew toy. FML
Today, I received my first Valentine's day present ever: a dead mouse from my cat. FML
Today, I made my way to bed around 4am after spending all night hanging out with my family. When I got to my bed, I started to clear a spot to lay down. Almost immediately, my hand touched something furry and cold and, fearing the worst, I turned the light on. Turns out my cat left me a half eaten rodent. FML
Today, my dog proudly brought home a rabbit he'd killed. The same rabbit that belongs to my neighbor's daughter. FML
Today, when I got back to my bedroom, I found my cat had left not one, not two, but four dead lizards for me. FML
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dudeitsdanny 10
A farewell gift? Sad that you almost seem more concerned about the decapitated rabbit gift than your cat dying =(
xFalzz 0
Cats do that to show their loyalty. So, he was actually giving you one last thanks for caring for him.
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Comments (167)
fyourlife1990 0
id say you ydi but 2 camels can't fit in a tiny car... so your life sucks
ChicaChica5683 0
u idiot. dead animals r presents to cats. she left u a gift. and if one of my dogs died I wouldn't rly care...
Ur_REmEdy 0
Ur cat kicked the bucket cuz of Karma dude. U decapitate an animal and mojo (spirits) from above killed ur pet. lol
TheNewGuy03 29
*passes out from nostalgia* *wakes up and finds copy of the lord of the rings* |the kid|
TheNewGuy03 29
i bet it left a sleepy, hollow void in your heart, huh? on a lighter note, your cat went out with a bang! you should be celebrating! |the kid|
Dippity 0
thats probably the cause of your cats death, no joke.
BorDeme 0
it's ok I have a cat and for my birthday he brought me a bird that he caught, my cat is white and he had blood all over him, great birthday huh?!
terror_twins 0
the cat loved you.
turtles1321 0
me dog likes baby rabbits
turtles1321 0
lol