Today, my cat died. But, before he could bite the dust, he left a goodbye present on my bed: a decapitated baby rabbit. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my cat head-butted me awake as usual. I reached to pet him, but it wasn't his face I touched. It was the still-twitching corpse of the disemboweled rat he held in his jaws. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents, and now they have a dead rabbit because I sat on it. FML
Today, our family cat died. He had a disease (forget the name). My sister brought home a bunny, and I thought nothing of it until I tried to make the cat and the bunny friends. Sadly, it triggered his illness from stress, and he tragically passed away 4 days later. I still believe it's my fault; everyone says otherwise. FML
Today, my cat played dead just so I would leave him alone. FML
Today, my cat died in the process of eating, and choking on, my hamster. FML
Today, I got my cat stuffed after her death. I brought her home and set her down by my couch. I guess my dog thought it was a new chew toy. FML
Today, I received my first Valentine's day present ever: a dead mouse from my cat. FML
Today, I made my way to bed around 4am after spending all night hanging out with my family. When I got to my bed, I started to clear a spot to lay down. Almost immediately, my hand touched something furry and cold and, fearing the worst, I turned the light on. Turns out my cat left me a half eaten rodent. FML
Today, my dog proudly brought home a rabbit he'd killed. The same rabbit that belongs to my neighbor's daughter. FML
Today, when I got back to my bedroom, I found my cat had left not one, not two, but four dead lizards for me. FML
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dudeitsdanny 10
A farewell gift? Sad that you almost seem more concerned about the decapitated rabbit gift than your cat dying =(
xFalzz 0
Cats do that to show their loyalty. So, he was actually giving you one last thanks for caring for him.
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Comments (167)
turtles1321 0
every1 post iliketurtles!!!!!!! on every post
Bolter197 0
Cats suck.
Battle_Royale 0
Sad little lonely person you are. I pity you.
Anemited 0
HAHAHAHAHAHA amazing
MrMcToaster 0
i bet instead of cooking it up she just threw it away. FYL for dead cat. YDI for wasting meat.
ThisRandomChild 0
YDI for owning (or having owned, I guess) a cat
TrollerTrollsYou 0
Cats think if they bring "presents" home, the owner will be proud. He wanted you to be proud of him. Aww kitty :-(
metalhead5564 0
Cats do that to show their love for you. Think of it like this: You're a cat living in the wild where food is hard to come by and another cat who you travel with shows their love for you by catching and giving you their food. You'd be pretty thankful right? Your cat was saying thank you for looking after and caring for them. =) Hey at least you didn't wake up to a dead snake next to you one morning! That's what my cat caught one day... I have a phobia of snakes :S
blinksmilewink 23
Maybe it was a gift of appreciation for all you've done?
zombigurl 8
He wanted a friend..
youtubetre_fml 14
Nice cat .Amen.