Today, my cat died. But, before he could bite the dust, he left a goodbye present on my bed: a decapitated baby rabbit. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my cat head-butted me awake as usual. I reached to pet him, but it wasn't his face I touched. It was the still-twitching corpse of the disemboweled rat he held in his jaws. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents, and now they have a dead rabbit because I sat on it. FML
Today, our family cat died. He had a disease (forget the name). My sister brought home a bunny, and I thought nothing of it until I tried to make the cat and the bunny friends. Sadly, it triggered his illness from stress, and he tragically passed away 4 days later. I still believe it's my fault; everyone says otherwise. FML
Today, my cat played dead just so I would leave him alone. FML
Today, my cat died in the process of eating, and choking on, my hamster. FML
Today, I got my cat stuffed after her death. I brought her home and set her down by my couch. I guess my dog thought it was a new chew toy. FML
Today, I received my first Valentine's day present ever: a dead mouse from my cat. FML
Today, I made my way to bed around 4am after spending all night hanging out with my family. When I got to my bed, I started to clear a spot to lay down. Almost immediately, my hand touched something furry and cold and, fearing the worst, I turned the light on. Turns out my cat left me a half eaten rodent. FML
Today, my dog proudly brought home a rabbit he'd killed. The same rabbit that belongs to my neighbor's daughter. FML
Today, when I got back to my bedroom, I found my cat had left not one, not two, but four dead lizards for me. FML
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dudeitsdanny 10
A farewell gift? Sad that you almost seem more concerned about the decapitated rabbit gift than your cat dying =(
xFalzz 0
Cats do that to show their loyalty. So, he was actually giving you one last thanks for caring for him.
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Comments (167)
awthmt 6
It's the thought that counts.
friedT 5
Deadly! :(
flomike56 0
It was gift. Don't be prissy bitch. Poor thing
SkoomaKi 28
A special goodbye present indeed. RIP
oscar6464 8
The rabbit was a way of saying goodbye and thanks for everything. Basically a goodbye present. From a cat tho. Sucks you didnt care
SamWGovan 6
Should have cooked it. Rabbit is actually really tasty.
InfernoVivo 12
That's a sign of love
KweenAnnsReveng 15
Cats actually leave dead animals for us because they think we're too stupid to find things to eat on our own :D
worldclassrager 41
Please say you didn't have a bunny also...you have my condolences...losing a pet is hard..,well they are family...
grumpy94533 11
It was a present. Be thankful. Sorry for your loss.