naps aren't what they used to be
United States
Today, my car was stolen from the parking garage, the same one I work at as a security guard. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Unhappymothersday
Raleigh, United States
Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML
Krule
Redding, United States
Women be shopping
Today, I couldn't find my car in a mall parking lot. After 30 minutes of searching, I reported it stolen to the mall security. It turns out that I'd parked it on the opposite side of the mall. Security escorted me to my car, all while giving me pitiful looks. FML
smileytheface
United States
Today, my car got stolen. While I was standing ten feet away from it. FML
stolenbike
United States
Today, my motorcycle was stolen from the 4th level of my “secure” gated parking garage. I strategically park it tightly between my car and a concrete wall to limit theft opportunity. They scratched my car trying to get it out. FML
truth
United States
Today, my boss reported to the police that a suspicious car has been parked outside the store late at night. I walked outside and my car was gone. He had my car towed. FML
kellthryn
Stop! Thief!
Today, during my work shift, my car got stolen and I had to walk home on the rain. While I was walking home, my stolen car drove by. FML
carless
United States
Today, my car was stolen. From my driveway. By the guy who sold it to me. FML
stolen-car
Columbia, United States
Today, I finally got enough money to buy the car I wanted for a year now. It was stolen today too. I had my car for 4 hours. FML
uppiskalle
Riverside, United States
Today, my car was stolen from my driveway. I reported it to the police, the insurance company, and my neighbors, and begged for help via social media. As I walked to catch a bus, I saw my car parked outside my school. I forgot I left it there last night. FML
Anonymous
Tacoma, United States
Today, my car was broken into, on the same night I stayed up late researching how to install my new car alarm. FML
Top comments
ashesanddust 8
It was probably done on purpose to teach you a lesson for napping on the job
waffule365 16
You should be doing your job better.
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Comments (126)
icemand90 17
doubt he'd be able to crawl after finishing all those bottles...
kingbrizo 24
maybe this is a sign to let you know it's time to find a new career?
StEpHiE1226 12
The irony is sickening op.
icemand90 17
*shots* I need a new bottle...
Zimmington 21
*Gulp*
DrSo 15
*pounds a shot*
Schiffy 18
And who's job was it to keep an eye on the place?
jstorie95 8
Sounds like you aren't doing you're job too well
Akalia_fml 7
Well it sounds like someone isn't doing their job. ;) Nah, I'm just joking. That sucks OP, but seriously, aren't there like security cameras and other security stuff (that I obviously don't know the name to) to keep this stuff from happening?
Hoff94_J 6
I think you should find a new occupation...if you cant protect your own car..then how will others trust you to protect theirs..:/
sythe511 28
The OP's name implies he was taking a nap when he was supposed to be guarding. If so, YDI. I would be surprised if the OP still had a job. I would have a small camera watch the guards to see who is sleeping!
DrSo 15
*sip*
krapula 4
You obviously aren't very good at your job then.
journeytotheend 16
Where's your car dude?