naps aren't what they used to be
United States
Today, my car was stolen from the parking garage, the same one I work at as a security guard. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Unhappymothersday
Raleigh, United States
Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML
Krule
Redding, United States
Women be shopping
Today, I couldn't find my car in a mall parking lot. After 30 minutes of searching, I reported it stolen to the mall security. It turns out that I'd parked it on the opposite side of the mall. Security escorted me to my car, all while giving me pitiful looks. FML
smileytheface
United States
Today, my car got stolen. While I was standing ten feet away from it. FML
stolenbike
United States
Today, my motorcycle was stolen from the 4th level of my “secure” gated parking garage. I strategically park it tightly between my car and a concrete wall to limit theft opportunity. They scratched my car trying to get it out. FML
truth
United States
Today, my boss reported to the police that a suspicious car has been parked outside the store late at night. I walked outside and my car was gone. He had my car towed. FML
kellthryn
Stop! Thief!
Today, during my work shift, my car got stolen and I had to walk home on the rain. While I was walking home, my stolen car drove by. FML
carless
United States
Today, my car was stolen. From my driveway. By the guy who sold it to me. FML
stolen-car
Columbia, United States
Today, I finally got enough money to buy the car I wanted for a year now. It was stolen today too. I had my car for 4 hours. FML
uppiskalle
Riverside, United States
Today, my car was stolen from my driveway. I reported it to the police, the insurance company, and my neighbors, and begged for help via social media. As I walked to catch a bus, I saw my car parked outside my school. I forgot I left it there last night. FML
Anonymous
Tacoma, United States
Today, my car was broken into, on the same night I stayed up late researching how to install my new car alarm. FML
Top comments
ashesanddust 8
It was probably done on purpose to teach you a lesson for napping on the job
waffule365 16
You should be doing your job better.
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Comments (126)
grumpybr 13
You nap at home, at your job you should be working.
RadikulRam 16
Read the name.
c4rpi0 20
Someone isn't very good at their job
JustJeff 9
Honestly YDI cause it's your job
DippinGrizzly907 27
Damnit... Pass the bottle *sip*
ironichalibut 24
*takes a whole shot*. Let's get this party started.
DrSo 15
*sip*
bReLiNg 18
OP... You have a talent for letting things disappear under your nose.
yellowkiwi3 5
Well said! I was thinking the same thing.
ironichalibut 24
He should be a magician, not a security guard.
limitedition 25
The possibility of crime in the parking garage is probably why they hired a security guard in the first place. Too bad you're a slacker or you'd still have a ride!
laurens123 6
Isn't it kinda your fault for not noticing that it was your car leaving the garage?
xStaciexLynnx 15
He was too busy noticing the back of his eyelids.
icemand90 17
technically ydi comment *SIP*
lu95 16
Well you deserve it for not doing your job!
DippinGrizzly907 27
This is gonna hurt in the mornin *drink*
DrSo 15
*gulp*
DirkTheDiggler 13
"Dude, where's your car?"
slacker_69 6
aren't you supposed to be guarding it. I think that's says you are bad at your job YDI
icemand90 17
*sip* wait, does ydi count? or do you have to write it fully?
DippinGrizzly907 27
YDI Counts. I think... *sip*
Zebediabolical 45
I'm going to die. This game is horrible. And yet, I cannot stop!
ironichalibut 24
Enough of your pussy "*sips*", *chug-a-lugs the bottle*
Zimmington 21
*Sips*
DrSo 15
*sips*