naps aren't what they used to be
United States
Today, my car was stolen from the parking garage, the same one I work at as a security guard. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Unhappymothersday
Raleigh, United States
Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML
Krule
Redding, United States
Women be shopping
Today, I couldn't find my car in a mall parking lot. After 30 minutes of searching, I reported it stolen to the mall security. It turns out that I'd parked it on the opposite side of the mall. Security escorted me to my car, all while giving me pitiful looks. FML
smileytheface
United States
Today, my car got stolen. While I was standing ten feet away from it. FML
stolenbike
United States
Today, my motorcycle was stolen from the 4th level of my “secure” gated parking garage. I strategically park it tightly between my car and a concrete wall to limit theft opportunity. They scratched my car trying to get it out. FML
truth
United States
Today, my boss reported to the police that a suspicious car has been parked outside the store late at night. I walked outside and my car was gone. He had my car towed. FML
kellthryn
Stop! Thief!
Today, during my work shift, my car got stolen and I had to walk home on the rain. While I was walking home, my stolen car drove by. FML
carless
United States
Today, my car was stolen. From my driveway. By the guy who sold it to me. FML
stolen-car
Columbia, United States
Today, I finally got enough money to buy the car I wanted for a year now. It was stolen today too. I had my car for 4 hours. FML
uppiskalle
Riverside, United States
Today, my car was stolen from my driveway. I reported it to the police, the insurance company, and my neighbors, and begged for help via social media. As I walked to catch a bus, I saw my car parked outside my school. I forgot I left it there last night. FML
Anonymous
Tacoma, United States
Today, my car was broken into, on the same night I stayed up late researching how to install my new car alarm. FML
Top comments
ashesanddust 8
It was probably done on purpose to teach you a lesson for napping on the job
waffule365 16
You should be doing your job better.
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Comments (126)
AlexiAwesome 10
If only you were doing what you were supposed to be doing... Haha the name gives it away.
mallu86 9
Good job. You'll soon get a promotion.
missfrenchie 11
Irony at its finest
dogger2001 6
do your job lazy ass
LizzyJH 15
That does seriously suck, but you probably could've been doing your job better if you didn't notice...
gimmicksz 9
U must suck at your job then....you probably watched someone leave in your car and didnt even realize...ydi
Lili_love 14
can you tell us where you work so we know not to go there?
Viet_fml 9
Oh the irony!!!
joejoejoejoejoe 5
Da da duh!
My_Life_Is_Asian 5
You sir/ma'am had one job. One job...
kitsune3 20
You don't understand the little thing right next to the username that gives the OP's gender, do you? It says "man" quite clearly. Pay attention, numbnuts.