naps aren't what they used to be
United States
Today, my car was stolen from the parking garage, the same one I work at as a security guard. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Unhappymothersday
Raleigh, United States
Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML
Krule
Redding, United States
Women be shopping
Today, I couldn't find my car in a mall parking lot. After 30 minutes of searching, I reported it stolen to the mall security. It turns out that I'd parked it on the opposite side of the mall. Security escorted me to my car, all while giving me pitiful looks. FML
smileytheface
United States
Today, my car got stolen. While I was standing ten feet away from it. FML
stolenbike
United States
Today, my motorcycle was stolen from the 4th level of my “secure” gated parking garage. I strategically park it tightly between my car and a concrete wall to limit theft opportunity. They scratched my car trying to get it out. FML
truth
United States
Today, my boss reported to the police that a suspicious car has been parked outside the store late at night. I walked outside and my car was gone. He had my car towed. FML
kellthryn
Stop! Thief!
Today, during my work shift, my car got stolen and I had to walk home on the rain. While I was walking home, my stolen car drove by. FML
carless
United States
Today, my car was stolen. From my driveway. By the guy who sold it to me. FML
stolen-car
Columbia, United States
Today, I finally got enough money to buy the car I wanted for a year now. It was stolen today too. I had my car for 4 hours. FML
uppiskalle
Riverside, United States
Today, my car was stolen from my driveway. I reported it to the police, the insurance company, and my neighbors, and begged for help via social media. As I walked to catch a bus, I saw my car parked outside my school. I forgot I left it there last night. FML
Anonymous
Tacoma, United States
Today, my car was broken into, on the same night I stayed up late researching how to install my new car alarm. FML
Top comments
ashesanddust 8
It was probably done on purpose to teach you a lesson for napping on the job
waffule365 16
You should be doing your job better.
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Comments (126)
westboundcali 13
Put down the doughnut.
iamthunder 4
I think a certain parking garage needs to get rid of a certain security officer for not doing his job correctly
awepicdude 7
There goes my chance of going there
lucasj23 11
apparently you are not very good at your job.