Anonymous
Today, my brother woke me up by trying to light my bed on fire. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
girl on fire
Today, my idiot kid brother set my shirt on fire with a magnifying glass while I was taking a nap outside. FML
Ep1cF4ce
United States
Today, I was sleeping like a baby on our living room couch. My older brother and his friends lit my slippers on fire. While I was wearing them. They even took a video. FML
Anonymous
Today, I woke up to the fire department at my house. Why? My brother called 911 thinking there was a fire after turning the heat on for the first time all winter. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out my little sister is a pyromaniac. She set my bed on fire. FML
meh beard
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Bowmanville, Canada
I'm awake
Today, my roommate thought it was a good idea to set my beard on fire to wake me up. FML
whymyroomthough
San Francisco, United States
Today, I woke up because of a weird noise. Scared, I turned on my bedside lamp. I saw my older, 17-year-old brother peeing in my bedroom doorway. He was hoping I'd step in it in the morning. FML
Elephant1718
The Dalles, United States
Make it stop
Today, I was looking forward to my only day to sleep-in this month while I'm balancing school and work. I was rudely awakened at 6 am by my sister and her friend trying to make pancakes, burning them, and setting off the fire alarm in my house for half an hour. FML
desertpunk75
United States
Today, my friends thought it'd be funny to hold lighters under the smoke alarms while I was sleeping. FML
Anonymous
Release the tapes!
Today, for the second time in my life, I fell and got stuck between my wall and my bed wrapped in a blanket, mad. Instead of helping me, my brother just took videos. FML
NikkiiFireStarter
United Kingdom
Today, I found out my 10 year-old step-brother has an obsession with fire, after he burnt all the belongings in my room, including a £600 guitar. FML
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Awesomeaxel 24
Calm down. He was just performing the sacrificial ritual.
tantanpanda 26
He must really want you to be warm and toasty :)
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Comments (67)
Mazzor 6
So your bed was burning?
mct_1087 27
Hope he enjoys living in rubble. Seriously, who burns people's beds? FYL.
trex454 21
Eminem...
iwanttogotoparis 26
Guess you could say you were a bit 'fired up' at him huh?
denaeb123 24
He took "heating up the bedroom" to a whole new level
foxwasalamb 24
between siblings? really?
denaeb123 24
yupp.... did not think this one through
xluciferx666 21
Time to light him on fire
kingcaper817 14
THIS BED IS ON FIREEEEEEE (Alicia Keys new hit)
alysssssssa 16
guess it was a hot night.
HofstraGirl 14
That's terrifying. If he wasn't pranking you to see your reaction, definitely tell your parents. Even for a prank... that's kind of extreme and worth talking to him about.
cakefete2 31
Confucius say: "build a man a fire, he is warm for a day. Set a man on fire, he is warm for the rest of his life."
JazNim17 18
No guarantees how long "the rest of his life" will last though!
ToxicTyrael 26
Lol
gary8082 14
How can we sleep when our beds are burning?
lilybadilly25 15
Thank you! I was waiting for this comment!