Anonymous
Today, my brother woke me up by trying to light my bed on fire. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
girl on fire
Today, my idiot kid brother set my shirt on fire with a magnifying glass while I was taking a nap outside. FML
Ep1cF4ce
United States
Today, I was sleeping like a baby on our living room couch. My older brother and his friends lit my slippers on fire. While I was wearing them. They even took a video. FML
Anonymous
Today, I woke up to the fire department at my house. Why? My brother called 911 thinking there was a fire after turning the heat on for the first time all winter. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out my little sister is a pyromaniac. She set my bed on fire. FML
meh beard
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Bowmanville, Canada
I'm awake
Today, my roommate thought it was a good idea to set my beard on fire to wake me up. FML
whymyroomthough
San Francisco, United States
Today, I woke up because of a weird noise. Scared, I turned on my bedside lamp. I saw my older, 17-year-old brother peeing in my bedroom doorway. He was hoping I'd step in it in the morning. FML
Elephant1718
The Dalles, United States
Make it stop
Today, I was looking forward to my only day to sleep-in this month while I'm balancing school and work. I was rudely awakened at 6 am by my sister and her friend trying to make pancakes, burning them, and setting off the fire alarm in my house for half an hour. FML
desertpunk75
United States
Today, my friends thought it'd be funny to hold lighters under the smoke alarms while I was sleeping. FML
Anonymous
Release the tapes!
Today, for the second time in my life, I fell and got stuck between my wall and my bed wrapped in a blanket, mad. Instead of helping me, my brother just took videos. FML
NikkiiFireStarter
United Kingdom
Today, I found out my 10 year-old step-brother has an obsession with fire, after he burnt all the belongings in my room, including a £600 guitar. FML
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Awesomeaxel 24
Calm down. He was just performing the sacrificial ritual.
tantanpanda 26
He must really want you to be warm and toasty :)
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Comments (67)
ThatLobster 24
That was nHOT very nice of him. I know, I'll let myself out.. :P
sanchitgoyal 27
cmon baby light my (bed on) fire!
False_Stupidity 42
"How can we dance when our earth is turning... How do we sleep while our beds are burning!" - Midnight oil Perhaps OP's brother took the lyrics too literally.
thisguy22 33
Id just be happy that he both botched it, and that he woke you up. Just think of what would have happened had he not.
MiLM 37
Oh, the love of a brother.
yousha153 1
Maybe he wanted to play a game
Kerix_FML 10
Kill him.. B4 he does to you. ?????
AngryAmerican 18
He must love the way you lie
RileyNichole 10
how old is your brother