Today, my friends thought it'd be funny to hold lighters under the smoke alarms while I was sleeping. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
I'm awake
Today, my roommate thought it was a good idea to set my beard on fire to wake me up. FML
Today, my brother woke me up by trying to light my bed on fire. FML
Today, my friends thought it would be funny to try and break a watermelon on my head while I was asleep on the couch. FML
Fire!
Today, my girlfriend and I were spending the night at a hotel. We were awoken at 3 a.m. by the fire alarm. We quickly got dressed, went down the stairs to the reception area… and were told that it was a false alarm. All because some jerk lit a cigarette in his room. FML
Today, for April fools I decided to set off the smoke detectors in my friend's apartment while he was sleeping and saran wrap the outside of his bedroom doorway so he would smack into it. Instead, he jumped out the window and broke his leg. FML
Make it stop
Today, I was looking forward to my only day to sleep-in this month while I'm balancing school and work. I was rudely awakened at 6 am by my sister and her friend trying to make pancakes, burning them, and setting off the fire alarm in my house for half an hour. FML
FIRE!
Today, I was sleeping in my apartment when I woke up to the smell of smoke. Alarmed, I ran out to the kitchen to find my roommates trying to put out a fire on the stove. As soon as they saw me, they ran for it, informing me that it was my problem now. They used my good frying pan. FML
Emergency cooking
Today, I managed to set off the smoke detectors while cooking burgers. The cops and fire department showed up. FML
Today, I was sleeping like a baby on our living room couch. My older brother and his friends lit my slippers on fire. While I was wearing them. They even took a video. FML
Beep beep
Today, I was making dinner when the smoke alarm started going off. I opened all the windows and stood there waving a towel at it like an idiot. Then I realized that the alarm was coming from the apartment next door. FML
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FYLDeep 26
Sounds funny to me.
Janah_the_ENP 0
You need some new friends, dude.
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Janah_the_ENP 0
You need some new friends, dude.
Ran3 0
true friends ruin your life :)
I_R_Genius 3
Lol is it me or can I actually see this going on break.com?
roxiluvsu69 0
haha
I_R_Genius 3
Idk if I'm allowed to say this, but it's a website where people upload videos of them pranking other people and/or getting pranked.
MaximilianMarche 0
don't complain. I don't even have fire alarms at my house. what's that burning I smell
FYLDeep 26
Sounds funny to me.
CareFace 16
Agreed.
DVecc 0
yup besides the fact that everything in his apartment/complex is now soaked unless the were just normal home use ones.
FYLDeep 26
I doubt people would do that if there was a sprinkler system. I think it was just to scare him and wake him up with the noise.
llamagangster 0
Thats not even that bad.
KaitlynxD 5
That sucks.
Battledog5006 0
you're friends are geniuses
UsageAlert 0
Pick up a first grade grammar book, #6.
SirEBC 7
Being awaken by an alarm? That is unheard-of!
DropDead77 11
You probably needed a shower.
DropDead77 11
Ooops i'm thinking of the fire sprinklers >.
CallMeHush 1
Uh, since when does a lighter have enough soot to set off a smoke alarm? Maybe they held the test button? No matter, your friends are tools.
FYLDeep 26
I think you'd be surprised what can set those off. My parents bought an RC helicopter and that thing sets off the smoke alarm if you bring it anywhere near it. Doesn't make any damn sense to me.
CallMeHush 1
The infrared that controls those copters probably interfere with the beam that measures soot content. That would be my guess. Now I'm going to have to fly mine by the smoke alarms in the morning to see if I can set mine off. :D
FYLDeep 26
I really don't know if it's infrared or radio wave. I'll just assume that RC = "remote controlled" and not "radio controlled" so I don't feel like I made a incorrect assumption. Good luck setting it off I guess? It's more of a pain in the ass in my opinion.
chillinAK 9
Hmm, on Christmas day, we had four helicopters in the air and none of our detectors went off. Maybe a sensitivity issue? The cars that drive on walls have set off our humidity destroyers before. (So I don't know what they are called). To much heat in the area.
CallMeHush 1
I have a bunch of the Air Hog choppers. Some are equipped for laser battle and one that shoots missles. They are all IR control. I'm not that much of a pilot that I have ever been up the hall near the fire detector but it will be fun to try.
cul8r 4
The smoke detector doesn't specifically detect smoke, it merely detects aerosols. Which means it's rather dusty at your place if the helicopter can set it off.
FYLDeep 26
I think we got some other detectors too (possibly heat). I don't know how they work, but I think that they are weird to set of the smoke alarms if they go off. It's certainly not a dust thing. Those helicopters don't displace much air, and you don't need to bring it that close to the detector.
HideTheCat 0
Smoke detectors operate by measuring the ionization levels of air particles. Air travels into a detection chamber where Americium ionizes the atoms. Particles that are contaminated produce a negative charge that snap to an electrode in the detection chamber which sets off an alarm.
irritatedone 5
The flame from a lighter doesn't set off smoke alarms. Nor does the radio frequency used to control a radio controlled helicopter. Smoke alarms do not work on radio frequency or infrared. I'm calling bullshit on the FML and the helicopter comment.
teffysayshi 8
Can you say "revenge"? (; you know what to do OP!
maybaybe 0
Get some new friends.
unidentified_sta 5
At the store right next to the headlight fluid.
maybaybe 0
Yeah... there.
talktomandybaby 8
or he could just get over it!
FYLDeep 26
Red vs. Blue?