Today, my brother thought it would be hilarious to put vinegar in my contact solution. I took my contacts out hours ago and my eyes still burn. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my younger brother decided it would be funny to put rubbing alcohol in my contact lens case while I had them soaking overnight. I didn't realize this until I put the first one in. FML
Today, I forgot my contact solution and used my sister's. When I put them in, my eyes burnt like hell. Apparently my sister has a new solution that is acidic and only gets neutralized after 12 hours in a special container. The warning is on the INSIDE of the bottle label. FML
Today, my girlfriend's little brother challenged me to a water gun fight. I accepted, not knowing he was going to fill his gun with vinegar, then shoot me in the eyes with it. FML
Today, after an extremely hard day at work, I took a hot shower to wind down a little bit. I accidentally splashed a painful amount of hot water and shampoo in my eyes. My left contact is now stuck to my eyeball. FML
Today, I woke up and put my contacts in. It appears that I got drunk enough last night that instead of soaking my contacts in contact solution, I used mouthwash. FML
Today, my day started with me peeing in my own face. My eye still burns. FML
Today, after my 22-year-old son realized that there was no more contact solution, he decided to use tequila because he thought it would "kill the germs." We had to go to the hospital to have his eyes flushed out. I raised this moron. FML
Today, my little brother learned that breaking a glow stick and emptying it into someone's eyes does not help them see in the dark. It's a good lesson, I just wish he hadn't used my eyes to learn it. The doctor says the burning feeling should go away in 3 or 4 days. FML
Today, I accidentally sprayed some perfume in my eye. After rinsing said burning eye with water for a few minutes, I half-blindly grabbed the eyedrops my sister left on the counter and used some. They were actually tea tree oil drops. Ouch. FML
Today, I realized how exhausted I was when I mixed up my eye makeup remover with toner. My eye still burns. FML
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Top comments
DropTheDaggerxx 31
Well, maybe you should think it's funny to put some IcyHot in his hand lotion.
squirell_AIDS69 0
If I were you I'd kick your brother square in the dick!
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Comments (95)
ROFLFail 0
Put itching powder in his underwear.
roooose 6
What an ASSHOLE !!! You should shove a curling iron up his ass. That would teach him.
Seethatguy 3
Put pink hair dye in his shampoo and warn everyone else. Or don't.
ninja_hobo 0
shit on his puppy. FYL op
thornpop 0
OMG that would sting soooooo badly!! FYL
sockpuppet704 0
Somebody's going to get falcon punched tonight.
flippityfloop 0
What an asshole! Replace his drinking water with hydrochloric acid.
thejanguy 0
If it's destinies vinegar that can blind you, I suggest you castrate your brother.
purityshannon 0
i swear the people who put YDI are purely sadistic and loves seeing people in misery. dude ur bro is a jackass really...
Eliza_boo 0
You brother is a very sad person if they need to find humor by messing with your sight like that, if I had a younger brother or sister that did anything like that to me I would make sure they would be so afraid of me they'd never pull a stunt like that again ever, dunno what I would do but it wouldn't happen again.