Today, someone stole the catalytic converter off my SUV, as well as multiple tires stacked next to it. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML
Today, my car was broken into. What was stolen? My steering wheel. FML
Today, my car was stolen. From my driveway. By the guy who sold it to me. FML
Today, my car got stolen. While I was standing ten feet away from it. FML
Today, I went to drive my mom's car for a change. It wouldn't start, so I open the hood. Someone had stolen the battery. I go to start my own car so I can drive to the police station to report the theft, and discover someone siphoned off my gas. FML
Today my car was broken into. The only thing taken were condoms and lighters I had in the glove box. FML
Today, my Uber passenger stole one of the rear floor mats out of my car. FML
Today, I finally got enough money to buy the car I wanted for a year now. It was stolen today too. I had my car for 4 hours. FML
Today, I woke up to all 4 of my wheels stolen from my car. The thieves were kind enough to leave the car resting on wooden blocks and bricks. FML
Today, my motorcycle was stolen. If that wasn't bad enough, the thief drove past me. Twice. FML
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RichardPencil 32
Stacking tires around your SUV to prevent catalytic converter theft seems like a very labor-intensive process. You have to move so many tires to drive away. Also, it doesn't work.
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RichardPencil 32
Stacking tires around your SUV to prevent catalytic converter theft seems like a very labor-intensive process. You have to move so many tires to drive away. Also, it doesn't work.