Today, my brother thought it would be hilarious to put vinegar in my contact solution. I took my contacts out hours ago and my eyes still burn. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my younger brother decided it would be funny to put rubbing alcohol in my contact lens case while I had them soaking overnight. I didn't realize this until I put the first one in. FML
Today, I forgot my contact solution and used my sister's. When I put them in, my eyes burnt like hell. Apparently my sister has a new solution that is acidic and only gets neutralized after 12 hours in a special container. The warning is on the INSIDE of the bottle label. FML
Today, my girlfriend's little brother challenged me to a water gun fight. I accepted, not knowing he was going to fill his gun with vinegar, then shoot me in the eyes with it. FML
Today, after an extremely hard day at work, I took a hot shower to wind down a little bit. I accidentally splashed a painful amount of hot water and shampoo in my eyes. My left contact is now stuck to my eyeball. FML
Today, I woke up and put my contacts in. It appears that I got drunk enough last night that instead of soaking my contacts in contact solution, I used mouthwash. FML
Today, my day started with me peeing in my own face. My eye still burns. FML
Today, after my 22-year-old son realized that there was no more contact solution, he decided to use tequila because he thought it would "kill the germs." We had to go to the hospital to have his eyes flushed out. I raised this moron. FML
Today, my little brother learned that breaking a glow stick and emptying it into someone's eyes does not help them see in the dark. It's a good lesson, I just wish he hadn't used my eyes to learn it. The doctor says the burning feeling should go away in 3 or 4 days. FML
Today, I accidentally sprayed some perfume in my eye. After rinsing said burning eye with water for a few minutes, I half-blindly grabbed the eyedrops my sister left on the counter and used some. They were actually tea tree oil drops. Ouch. FML
Today, I realized how exhausted I was when I mixed up my eye makeup remover with toner. My eye still burns. FML
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DropTheDaggerxx 31
Well, maybe you should think it's funny to put some IcyHot in his hand lotion.
squirell_AIDS69 0
If I were you I'd kick your brother square in the dick!
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Comments (95)
J0gby 0
at least it wasnt alcohal, my mom accidentally mixed alcohal with contact solution am her eyes were red for a long time. we were on vacation too...
ohyehcsc 0
wow your brother is a tool
Doctor_Stronge 0
Man up OP, Ive had gasoline sprayed in my face and eyes.
Kyakan 1
Gasoline to the face isn't ANYTHING like getting vinegar in your eyes, you can literally go blind from that.
vanie27 0
Ahha I drank gasoline as a child :/
nerdsgetmehot 23
What an ass! Sorry, OP! A few years ago, I was using a toner for my skin-- and the bottle looked quite similar to the bottle for my contacts solution...Especially when I wasn't wearing glasses or contacts. One time, I had accidentally used the toner (with salicylic acid in it) in my contacts case...So when I went to put them in, it BURNED. A LOT. I was writhing on the floor and screaming/whimpering. So yeah, I feel your pain. :P
gdrumz 0
weird that you didn't smell the vinegar....it's pretty strong, u def would've smelled it as soon as u opened the case
froggermea 5
lol that sucks for you but its also your fault for not smelling the vinegar. its like the most distinct smell there is. and that cant be that bad. you didnt have jalepeno seed and juice get in your eye have you that stuff burns HORRIBLY. and my dad had battery acid from a motorcycle explode in is face his eyes burned forever. so i think you got off easy.
faux_ID 0
couldn't smell the vinegar?
Darkliing 1
I'm sorry, you put both contact lenses in before you felt the burn?
justbigbs 6
always smell what you eat, what you use before anything, for a brother to do that what an asshole!. No christmas present and bday present for life! You could of gone blind.