Today, my brother thought it would be hilarious to put vinegar in my contact solution. I took my contacts out hours ago and my eyes still burn. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my younger brother decided it would be funny to put rubbing alcohol in my contact lens case while I had them soaking overnight. I didn't realize this until I put the first one in. FML
Today, I forgot my contact solution and used my sister's. When I put them in, my eyes burnt like hell. Apparently my sister has a new solution that is acidic and only gets neutralized after 12 hours in a special container. The warning is on the INSIDE of the bottle label. FML
Today, my girlfriend's little brother challenged me to a water gun fight. I accepted, not knowing he was going to fill his gun with vinegar, then shoot me in the eyes with it. FML
Today, after an extremely hard day at work, I took a hot shower to wind down a little bit. I accidentally splashed a painful amount of hot water and shampoo in my eyes. My left contact is now stuck to my eyeball. FML
Today, I woke up and put my contacts in. It appears that I got drunk enough last night that instead of soaking my contacts in contact solution, I used mouthwash. FML
Today, my day started with me peeing in my own face. My eye still burns. FML
Today, after my 22-year-old son realized that there was no more contact solution, he decided to use tequila because he thought it would "kill the germs." We had to go to the hospital to have his eyes flushed out. I raised this moron. FML
Today, my little brother learned that breaking a glow stick and emptying it into someone's eyes does not help them see in the dark. It's a good lesson, I just wish he hadn't used my eyes to learn it. The doctor says the burning feeling should go away in 3 or 4 days. FML
Today, I accidentally sprayed some perfume in my eye. After rinsing said burning eye with water for a few minutes, I half-blindly grabbed the eyedrops my sister left on the counter and used some. They were actually tea tree oil drops. Ouch. FML
Today, I realized how exhausted I was when I mixed up my eye makeup remover with toner. My eye still burns. FML
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Top comments
DropTheDaggerxx 31
Well, maybe you should think it's funny to put some IcyHot in his hand lotion.
squirell_AIDS69 0
If I were you I'd kick your brother square in the dick!
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Comments (95)
ghm1234 0
what a dick
jordonkay 0
-8 Haha a bear attack would be horrible.. And im talking about like shaving all his hair before he goes to school...:)
karina02 9
FYL. #10 I'm thinkin' that's a little too much? A simple prank would do. (:
Mirorbo 27
That has got to be way up there on the list of top 10 horribly thought out pranks here on FML. That's just terrible!!
Mirorbo 27
Okay, who's the dick down-voting everyone for no reason?
skyttlz 32
ugh I have contacts and I feel your pain
mz_jamaica1 0
wow that sucks. you should shit in his spaghetti and make him eat it!!
Hockeyboy4280 18
Win ^^
WOGBRO 6
F***ing WIN ^^
ChibiChibi_fml 28
It wouldn't take that much vinegar to cause a problem and in small amounts the scent isn't really that noticeable. You have to take into account that it would be a bit watered down because of the amount of contact solution versus vinegar. Plus you really only need to use a few drops of contact solution at a time which would also cut back on the scent.
xxRuthAnnexx 0
Wow, that sucks OP. you're brother's a dick.
DropDead77 11
such a dick move!
deladouceur 0
how did you not smell it? that stuff is so strong. YDI for not getting the hint from the smell.
Mirorbo 27
It's only a few drops, darling. Not the whole bottle!
kinderteach 0
I agree. few drops or not vinegar smells horrible and a drop I can smell for days. ew'