Today, my brother thought it would be hilarious to put vinegar in my contact solution. I took my contacts out hours ago and my eyes still burn. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my younger brother decided it would be funny to put rubbing alcohol in my contact lens case while I had them soaking overnight. I didn't realize this until I put the first one in. FML
Today, I forgot my contact solution and used my sister's. When I put them in, my eyes burnt like hell. Apparently my sister has a new solution that is acidic and only gets neutralized after 12 hours in a special container. The warning is on the INSIDE of the bottle label. FML
Today, my girlfriend's little brother challenged me to a water gun fight. I accepted, not knowing he was going to fill his gun with vinegar, then shoot me in the eyes with it. FML
Today, after an extremely hard day at work, I took a hot shower to wind down a little bit. I accidentally splashed a painful amount of hot water and shampoo in my eyes. My left contact is now stuck to my eyeball. FML
Today, I woke up and put my contacts in. It appears that I got drunk enough last night that instead of soaking my contacts in contact solution, I used mouthwash. FML
Today, my day started with me peeing in my own face. My eye still burns. FML
Today, after my 22-year-old son realized that there was no more contact solution, he decided to use tequila because he thought it would "kill the germs." We had to go to the hospital to have his eyes flushed out. I raised this moron. FML
Today, my little brother learned that breaking a glow stick and emptying it into someone's eyes does not help them see in the dark. It's a good lesson, I just wish he hadn't used my eyes to learn it. The doctor says the burning feeling should go away in 3 or 4 days. FML
Today, I accidentally sprayed some perfume in my eye. After rinsing said burning eye with water for a few minutes, I half-blindly grabbed the eyedrops my sister left on the counter and used some. They were actually tea tree oil drops. Ouch. FML
Today, I realized how exhausted I was when I mixed up my eye makeup remover with toner. My eye still burns. FML
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DropTheDaggerxx 31
Well, maybe you should think it's funny to put some IcyHot in his hand lotion.
squirell_AIDS69 0
If I were you I'd kick your brother square in the dick!
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Comments (95)
stevenmx86 8
That is awful.. You should put a knife in his stomach and explain you were just trying to be funny...
AQuickOne66 0
I find it interesting that your brother, Is still alive. He is executed now, right?
RinaRina 9
Omg O_O what kind of brother would do that?! Fyl for having such a bad relationship with your own brother.
perdix 31
Your brother isn't a prankster, he's a psychopath. He needs to be locked up in a looney bin or a jail. Rinse your eyes under running water for at least 15 minutes in each eye.
evilhobbitofdoom 4
Oddly enough, I find myself agreeing with you. OP, depending on your brother's age and mental capacity, charge him with assault with intent to do bodily harm. You're lucky you didn't lose your vision with a prank like that. Also, be sure to see a doctor if you haven't already. Eyeballs are not to be messed with.
kdbb 4
rub your brothers tooth brush on the inside of the toilet after you take a dump. never fails.
GreeenEggsAndHam 7
lol, true that.
WOGBRO 6
If he has a electric toothbrush well you know the rest.
wriptidez 0
u should go to eye doc and make sure ur ok
BTR_lover 1
*You should go to the doctor and make sure you're okay.
Zombie65 0
#2 just about sums it up
EvilDave 13
I suggest capsaicin ointment in his underwear.
Jadian 4
Take apart his shower head, and hide a clear hard lifesaver candy in there. When he turns on the hot water, the candy will melt and leave a sticky residue all over his hair. Or feed him chocolate laxatives, remove all the lights from his bathroom, and put icy-hot on the toilet seat. He needs to pay for what he did to you. Messing around with someone's vision is not okay at all.
OddBob 1
All I can say is, I'm sure glad none of my relatives have a sense of humor. Of course, that probably means I don't have one, either, but I guess that's an FML of my very own...