Today, I woke up to a tap on my shoulder and had no idea where I was. I quickly discovered It was 11 am and I was still at the bar I had been drinking at the night before. My shoes were gone. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was having a good time drinking with a few friends. Next thing I know, I'm walking down an unknown street, with just one shoe, no wallet and no phone. FML
Today, I woke up after a night of drinking to find that while I was passed out someone stole my prosthetic leg. FML
Today, I drunkenly staggered home and crashed on the couch. When I woke up I realized it wasn't my house. FML
Today, I woke up after a night out at the bar, immediately remembering that I had lost my cell phone, my ID, and somehow spent $100. Feeling like shit already, my friend then went on to tell me that I flashed the entire bar, and ran around the hotel naked. FML
Today, I was woken up and kicked out of my friend's party at 3:00 in the morning. This wouldn't have been so bad if someone hadn't stolen my shoes. I had to walk for an hour in the rain, in my socks. FML
Today, after I drank way too much, my friend pulled the car over so I could throw up. Next to my pile of puke was a discarded shoe that looked remarkably like one from my favorite pair. When I got home, I realized that my left shoe was missing. FML
Today, I woke up after a night of drinking in my backyard. All I was wearing were my boxers and one sock. I staggered up to see my car halfway through my garage wall, with a note saying, "Sorry dude". FML
Today, after a night of heavy drinking, I woke up handcuffed to my bed. My friends who are responsible for this think it's hilarious and claimed not to remember where they put the keys. They took pictures, then left. FML
Today, I woke up extremely hungover. I couldn't find my car keys so I went out to my car to see if I had locked them inside. I walked back to the door of my apartment barefoot and empty handed, only to find that I had locked myself out of the apartment. FML
Today, I woke up in the shower at my coworker's house, with my clothes on and soaking wet. Apparently, the night before I drank too much and punched my best friend. The sad part is, I passed out on the couch, but somehow ended up in the shower, facing the wrong way. FML
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Cokebottlecrazy 0
Today, some drunkard passed out in my bar. I left him there and stole his shoes, only to find out they weren't my size. FML
Stupoopy 0
Why is that FML? Pick up where you left off.. Geez.
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Comments (31)
Stupoopy 0
Why is that FML? Pick up where you left off.. Geez.
gszmam 0
second
bobdole 0
rock bottom
PTERONOPHOBIA 0
Better your shoes than your wallet
That_Guy 4
yeah this is just weird i've never heard of someone falling asleep at a bar...
rageandlove13 8
It could've been date rape.
teotsi 28
OP passed out from drinking...
Cokebottlecrazy 0
Today, some drunkard passed out in my bar. I left him there and stole his shoes, only to find out they weren't my size. FML
k649 0
So they just let you sleep all night long when they weren't there?
mariasaur 0
This is a fake story, the bartender would kick you out.
Aviva1313 0
This is not necessarily fake. I have fallen asleep in a bar before but upstairs it was a hotel. The bartender had to sleep downstairs incase people back to their hotel after the bar was closed and let them in. He even gave me a pillow. I woke up at 7 in the morning to early risers all around me having breakfast. And then I had another beer...
sai_fml 0
Look on the positive side, saved money on taxi fare!
rugburn 0
your shoes? oh, I'm sorry for your loss.