Today, my husband cheated on me. In my house. While I was home. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I decided to go home and apologise to my husband for accusing him of having an affair. I came home to find him having sex with my mother. FML
Nice timing
Today, I found out my husband was cheating on me while I was waiting in an ICU waiting room while he was getting brain surgery. FML
This charming man
Today, I found out my husband cheated on me while I was pregnant. And gave me an STD. FML
Yeah, just blame me!
Today, after I found out my husband cheated on me and then yesterday had to stop him from trying to kill himself, he's now moved out and has decided that this is all my fault. FML
Today, I received frantic calls and messages from my husband wondering where I was and if I was cheating on him. I was in the same house as him. FML
Today, my husband decided to start seeing other people. I found out when I called and interrupted his date. FML
Today, I found out that my husband was trying to cheat on me while I was away at basic training. I signed up for the service to pay off his debt. FML
Sting operation
Today, my husband cheated on me 8 hours into our marriage with one of the barmaids serving drinks at the party. He claimed he was drunk and thought she was me. Kind of hard to claim that when I clearly heard him moaning her name right before I caught them. FML
That was quick
Today, it's only been a week since I've been in my new apartment with my boyfriend, and I already caught him cheating. FML
Et tu, Brute?
Today I caught my husband cheating on me in our bed with my 19-year-old brother. FML
Top comments
kissingkittens 16
Honestly this is so disgusting. Your husband is an awful person. I wish you the best,OP!
Yimpish 15
He probably accidentally slipped a fell into her over and over again
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Comments (100)
kissingkittens 16
Honestly this is so disgusting. Your husband is an awful person. I wish you the best,OP!
emeraldisle 30
Please tell me he didn't think you'd notice. What a ****.
TheRealStunts 27
Ouch...
whysobeachy 37
And the "Most Creative Comment Award" goes to.......not you, buddy. Not you.
mkbella123 14
it's not a contest.
cj89898 24
Some people deserve more than just death...
DrafteeSelf 24
Um, i think no one deserves death so what could be worst?
snits 8
Hitler or John Wayne Gacy?
thesmeagol 22
years of torture then death would be worse.
R2Y2 22
Yeah totally. Just because he happens to be an asshole, he not only deserves death but something worse. Listen, if you're going to act like a white night in the comments, try not to sound like a complete fedora wearing tard, okay?
cj89898 24
White night? Not exactly. I'm saying that death could be quick and painless but that is not what is deserved.
gosh_mate 30
This is disgusting and you deserve better. But at least you now know what he's like and can move right on.
Yimpish 15
He probably accidentally slipped a fell into her over and over again
whysobeachy 37
Probably fell into a condom, first. Slippery floors are the worst!
brenton490 19
First he fell in love. Then he just slipped from the wet floor.
whysobeachy 37
^what?
Esb22 9
Only if the other girls name was jaqlin.
Glynnis62 13
Tale as old as time
Dick_diamond 22
How the actual ****?????
jelrid 30
Right? We need a follow up with some more juicy details!
Malsain_fml 10
Agreed. Only thing I can think of is some neighbour/babysitter/family member/whoever the hell comes "often" at home and the husband having fun, thinking OP would be busy/sleeping or simply out.
VonBlitzkrieg 27
Does it make me a bad person if I want more details?
SmittyJA24 26
No, more detail is necessary. "Cheated on me" is rather vague. What EXACTLY did he do & who'd he do it with?
okaydisarray 17
I think it's pretty clear what he did...
nmrhog 15
and did he know she was home. and the most important part what happened after she caught them
Miss_Whipped 43
That's a pretty ballsy move. He clearly doesn't care enough about the marriage to stay faithful. I say get rid of him and burn the house down. Hey, two birds with one stone.
False_Stupidity 42
Or, burn the house down with them both inside still.... >:D
TheOnlyBuck 8
Burning the house down if it's his is a felony. Prob not a good idea
HoboMeth 36
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Something tells me OP and her hubby don't have a really strong marriage. You have to really not give a **** for that to happen while you're at home
Arkham_Callabero 15
I'm pretty sure the fact that he's cheating is a dead giveaway they don't have a strong marriage