Today, my daughter saw me and my boyfriend making out and tried to separate us because she’s a momma's girl. I thought it was cute and funny, but he yelled at her until she ran back to bed crying. He still thought we were still going to have sex after, because he “got rid of her for you.” DUMPED. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after two years of dating and my boyfriend knowing I hate kids and don’t want any, he surprised me with his 4 year-old daughter, thinking I would change my mind. I immediately dumped him, leaving him at the mall we were shopping at. FML
Today, I found out my mom was serious when she said she’d never get over me dumping my ex. While babysitting my 6 month-old daughter, she took her to meet said ex for lunch while I was at work. Problem? He’s not my daughter’s father and I broke up with him when I was 16. My husband is pissed as well. FML
Today, I was in my bedroom with my boyfriend and we were kissing. My mom then came into my room and started shouting at my boyfriend for cheating on her. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. How? He invited my mother to his house for coffee with his parents, and told her. She then had to come home and tell me I’d been dumped. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted get to know my mom, so they went off and had a chat. After an hour, I noticed my girlfriend was gone and my mom was waiting for me. Apparently I've been dumped through my mother. FML
Today, I overheard my mom’s boyfriend viciously berating and verbally abusing her. I got in his face and started yelling that he can’t talk to her that way. He stormed out and we haven’t heard from him since. Now my mom is pissed and wants to kick me out for “ruining” her relationship. Sorry I guess. FML
Today, my daughter came to me crying because the boy she’s been rejecting for 8 months stopped asking her out, and is now dating someone else. Apparently she secretly liked him and is mad he gave up. That boy dodged a bullet, but I still have to put up with her crazy ass though. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to meet my parents. My dad thought it'd be hilarious to act surprised and ask me if I'd already dumped the girlfriend I introduced him to yesterday. She slapped me and stormed out of the house before my dad could tell her it was a joke. FML
Today, my daughter asked to use my phone to find hers. Instead, she sent multiple messages to my boyfriend, trying to break up with him. When asked why she did it, she said it’s because she wants me to get back with her father. This would be somewhat understandable if she wasn’t 32 years-old. FML
Today, my boyfriend has never gotten along with my dad, but this afternoon during what I thought was a completely normal conversation, he just stood up, yelled he couldn’t take my dad anymore, punched him in the nose, dumped me, and drove away. FML
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easybree 10
wow!! good on you momma!!❤️❤️❤️
n3rdn3ss 8
Wow. At least you handled it the right way, in the end.
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Comments (7)
purplekanc 24
Sounds like everyone has some things to work on.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Either you're not a parent, or you're the luckiest parent in the world that's never had to deal with a kid feeling jealous and left out. If it's the latter, I hope your streak never ends, because you will rue the day this backfires on you and all you can do is stand dumbfounded at your own inexperience.
easybree 10
wow!! good on you momma!!❤️❤️❤️
Nico97 3
what he gets for being with a single mom and what you get for shit parenting
n3rdn3ss 8
Wow. At least you handled it the right way, in the end.
Rake 18
Some men become really aggressive when horny. Probably testosterone overflow or something
hopejm 5
awesome kid, she dodged your bullet for you! and way to go girl for dumping that pos.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
How old is your daughter? If she's just a little kid, then good on you for dumping the jerk. If she's a teenager or older who should know when to not butt in on her mom's relationship, it may be time to cut the umbilical cord.