vet1

Are you sure she wasn't messing with you?

Today, I was chatting with an American woman I met on a dating app. All was going well until she told me the names of her two kids. She had seriously named them "Trump" and "Maga." FML

Today, I was added to a random group chat. They were planning to film a porno and each member sent a nude. They were all grannies. FML

Today, I never really thought that my boyfriend and brother having the same name was too weird. Until I called out his name during climax. FML