Today, my dorm had a mandatory meeting about body image. I went to the meeting and left feeling all good about myself. As soon as I got back to my room, my favorite jeans ripped right across my butt. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was lifting weights at the gym and felt proud of myself for pushing through a tough set. Then, I looked down and noticed my shorts had ripped right along the seam. Based on their disgusted faces, everyone behind me got an unwelcome show. FML
Today, I went to the gym for the first time in months. I was feeling good about it, until I realized that I'd forgotten my workout clothes and was wearing jeans. As I attempted to do squats in my tight jeans, I split them down the middle. FML
Today, at work, the seat of my pants ripped open. A coworker lent me a pair of his back-up jeans, and then those ripped in the crotch. FML
Today, I walked into my bathroom to my boyfriend bragging about how much better his butt looked than mine, all while wearing my jeans. FML
Today, I chose to wear khaki dress pants to class to look professional. I was in the hallway when one of my professors pulled me aside to ask if I was feeling well. Apparently, the dryer had "eaten" my pants and made a large brown stain on the butt, making it look like I had crapped myself. FML
Today, I got new thongs that were too big, but wore them anyway. It was fine until they got caught on a door handle when I held the door open with my back. The whole conference room saw the door basically give me a wedgie. FML
Today, I was bragging about how I had lost 10 pounds. Grinning, I pulled my shirt up and tried to show how big my jeans were on me. Instead, the button flew off my pants. FML
Today, as I squatted down to get a snack, my pajama pants ripped wide open. I guess the universe is try to tell me something. FML
Today, I was at the grocery store. I bent to get some dog food off the bottom shelf and felt my pants tear. My jeans split right across the back seam, showing everyone I was wearing a pink thong under them. I had to ditch my cart and leave as I had no way to cover myself. FML
Today, I was walking through the streets with my best friend, feeling confident in my new skinny jeans. My friend said, "you really should be wearing a thong with those pants, your underwear line is showing". I was wearing a thong, those lines were just my fat rolls. FML
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Top comments
astro_plastic 0
I'm slim but have an...ample bottom, and never have my pants actually ripped. Why? Because I wear the right freaking size. It's not that hard.
heyred 11
It could have been worse by ripping during the meeting.
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Comments (63)
okieraider71 4
Fat-Ass!
UrNotFunny 0
hot. unless ur fat. then ew.
jazziloveberryy 3
LOL #5. OP- Maybe they were old jeans. Or you have a big butt, which it's usually nice to have a big butt. XD
Ep1cPha1l 0
i like big butts i cannot lie
cater2U 0
that happened to me too and it was my favorite pair too :( I feel for you
ImaginaryFoe 1
That happened to me. They were distressed jeans and terribly old but I still felt like a porker when it happened (even though I wasn't). At least it happened back in your room.
ebright 0
ha fat ****
cater2U 0
it has nothing to do with being fat it's just that the jeans from being worn and washed so much just give and rip. do you think before you talk?
cater2U 0
and I'm not fat I wear a 3 in jeans so yea nothing to do with fat like I said earlier...
Horney4her69 0
#20 - nail on the head.
FYLDeep 26
Why would something like that be mandatory?
actnjakson3000 0
lmao
cookiepenguin 0
so? u were at home, and u can buy new jeans later. it's not that big of a deal, fatass.
happyhak 5
Haha
ericvolp12 0
wow u might wanna cut the twinkies from ur diet
ScenicSubterfuge 39
Agreed
virusin 0
hahaha xd
BrownSugar_fml 5
Should have bought Levi's not cheap walmart jeans.
AlcaSMT 0
That's a good enough image for me. Haha fyl~
ericvolp12 0
Adam, you are an idiot
adamsk1 0
don't feel bad. I went from a size 2 to a size 7 in 6 months through basic training and tech school. now I'm in a size 2 again but sometimes they're too tight and I have to put on a size 4. maybe you just have a nice ass... who knows. but try working out if you feel overweight. btw for those who wanna crack jokes I'm 5'7" 130lbs.
adamsk1 0
don't feel bad. I went from a size 2 to a size 7 in 6 months through basic training and tech school. now I'm in a size 2 again but sometimes they're too tight and I have to put on a size 4. maybe you just have a nice ass... who knows. but try working out if you feel overweight. btw for those who wanna crack jokes I'm 5'7" 130lbs.
AlterEggo 0
The tone of OP makes me think she is fat. So, YDI for being fat.
bobateme 0
wow i would expect something less faggish out of someone in the military (if that is you in the pic)
heyred 11
It could have been worse by ripping during the meeting.
caits13 0
You just need some new jeans. :p