Today, my brother and I were shoveling mulch. He pushed me in and then ran away, laughing hysterically. I was stuck in the mulch, and no one would help. I was literally in deep shit. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, for the second time in my life, I fell and got stuck between my wall and my bed wrapped in a blanket, mad. Instead of helping me, my brother just took videos. FML
Today, I was run over by my own car as I tried to push it out of a snowbank. FML
Today, I got stuck in the drier. My step-brother came to help out. His pullout game is weak. He literally could not pull me out of the drier and had to call a handyman. FML
Today, my brother ran in, handed me a spatula, and told me to stand still. Barely a second later, our sister came tearing in the house with a fresh, raised welt on her ass cheek in the shape of said spatula, saw me holding said spatula, and kicked my ass up and down the house until I escaped. FML
Today, I fell in a hole in my back yard and got stuck. My mother called the fire department. They all stood around laughing and taking pictures before they helped me. FML
Today, my brother flicked a huge bug onto my foot, making me freak out and fall into my outdoors pool. The water was so cold that I started hyperventilating. My brother left to "get help". I finally managed to get out, and found him watching TV. FML
Today, I got stuck in the snow in the middle of street. As I was just beginning to get myself unstuck, the snow plow came by and buried the front end of my car. FML
Today, while driving with my family, the car got stuck in a large patch of mud. My family of seven decided that I, the fifteen year old girl, would be best suited to push it out. After slipping, falling, and getting completely covered in mud, they finally called a tow truck. FML
Today, I went to the cemetery to visit a friend. As I was looking for his burial plot, I fell into a dug out grave and had to call my partner to come help me get out. FML
Today, my brother asked his wife for a divorce, but she got so mad at him that he backtracked and told her it was a prank I'd put him up to. She’s still mad as hell at him, but thanks to his lie my name is now mud in our entire family. I was at work all day, and I did nothing wrong. FML
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barlessprison 16
I hope the first thing you did once you got out was to give your brother a huge bear hug.
iPeterPan 8
Shit, that's horrible. I hope you slept in his bed when you got home, before your shower!
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Comments (123)
emeraldisle 30
Use your time stuck to think of ways to get back at him. Revenge on a sibling always feels good.
mycheese 0
Throw mulch at him!!!!!
VoteForTaco 8
MUUUUUULCH FIIIIIIIIIIGGHHHTTTTT!!!!
rr1chard17 1
Da ****? Umm why were u digging shit?
mycheese 0
She has horses duh
xxvwarrior 0
Talk about being up Shit Creek without a paddle
curlyfry33 8
Put some laxatives in his food, then while he is crapping his ass off, tell him shit just got real.
THExistentialist 13
lock him out of all available bathrooms, THEN say, "shit Outta luck, bro? "
pinkpixie06 11
Sweet revenge! I've read some pretty good ideas off here!
Zhjonin 4
I don't think toilet paper could solve this one.
icallbullshit 3
It happens, such is brotherly/sibling love. It happens to all of us who've had a sibling, now it's your turn >:)
conqueror57 11
Mulch is made from shredded wood. Manure is made from fermented cow shit (usualluy), which basically makes it dirt. Grow up. Some of us mulch for a living.
pinkpixie06 11
Sweet revenge! I've read some pretty good ideas on here!!