Today, I went to the cemetery to visit a friend. As I was looking for his burial plot, I fell into a dug out grave and had to call my partner to come help me get out. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had to sneak a ladder into a cemetery at midnight because my husband got drunk with his buddies, decided to visit his mother's grave, and in the dark he fell into a fresh grave and couldn’t climb out. Not many women can say they’ve seen their husbands climb out of the grave I suppose. FML
Today, I attended my mom's funeral, who was the only person who ever truly supported me. During the funeral, the cemetery representative told me he was sure the hole was dug to specification, while at the same moment the casket got caught on the ground and tipped, dropping her 6ft down. FML
Today, I drunkenly buried my girlfriend's recently deceased cat. Later she asked to see it and came back inside crying. It turns out I didn't bury it completely and its two back legs were poking out of the dirt. FML
Today, my dog died. My parents told me to bury it out back. In the process, I managed to dig up my cat. FML
Today, I fell in a hole in my back yard and got stuck. My mother called the fire department. They all stood around laughing and taking pictures before they helped me. FML
Today, at my job as a funeral director, I fell ass over heels into the grave in front of a hundred mourners and an unamused Catholic priest. FML
Today, I fell into a hole. And by hole, I mean a sewer. FML
Today, I was at a family dinner, which had gone into meltdown after my aunt said something sarcastic about my mother's drinking. I went out for some fresh air and stumbled about in the dark, unaware of the fact that a pool was being dug. I fell into the huge hole and lost a shoe. FML
Today, I told my daughter that we were going to the beach. Today, my daughter also tried to dig up our deceased dog, who we buried in our back yard last week, so he could come along. FML
Today, it was my great aunt's funeral. We all had to wait two hours for the service to begin, because they forgot to dig the grave. FML
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arther 14
Sue the cemetery. The freshly dug grave should have been marked with flags and rope.
shannon2348 14
How could you possibly not see that? There's always a huge pile of dirt next to the damn hole. ydi
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Comments (10)
arther 14
Sue the cemetery. The freshly dug grave should have been marked with flags and rope.
RichardPencil 32
You were lucky you didn't get killed in the fall! On the other hand, you couldn't have picked a more perfectly convenient location to kick the bucket.
shannon2348 14
How could you possibly not see that? There's always a huge pile of dirt next to the damn hole. ydi
BurnInDemonFire 39
"Shut up! You'll wake the dead! And they're literally all around us!"
mekiswrite 21
You're supposed LIE in your grave, not crawl out of it.
my_way_1213 12
Zombie!
Richard Luna 1
Stay off your phone
GoogieWithers 25
Did you lose the plot?
Miriah Szymanski 5
Well that’s taking “help I’ve fallen and I can’t get up” to a whole new level. 😂🤣
randybryant799 21
Are you blind? I mean how else could you not see a giant hole in the ground?