Today, my brother and I drove 3 hours to pick up our puppy. The woman we bought him from said not to put him in the cage for the ride home as he would pee for sure. She recommended I put him on my lap. Not only did he shit on the seat backing out of her driveway, he pissed on me an hour later. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, we were in the car with my puppy, who favours my sister. She had been sat on her lap for a while, when she stood up and climbed onto my lap. I was really pleased until she peed on me and then went straight back to my sister. FML
Today, my dog pooped. In my lap. While I was driving. FML
Today, I adopted a dog from the local shelter. I put the dog in the car and he was shedding everywhere, but I was ok with that because he was my dog. As I pulled into the parking lot, the dog began to poop in the backseat of my car. When I got him out of the car, he ran off. $100 for him to poop and run away. FML
Today, I was in the car with my mom taking the dog to the vet, when he peed on me. We were taking him there because he hadn't peed in three days. FML
Today, I took my car into a car wash. I guess it was a bad idea to do it with my dog in the car, because he freaked out, started scrambling around, and ended up pissing on everything, me included. FML
Today, on the way home from the dog groomer, my great Dane had a bout of diarrhea in the car. I slammed on the brakes and my other freshly shampooed dog slid off the seat and into the pile of crap. FML
Today, I got a ride in a friend's car. As I sat down, her younger brother started laughing hysterically from the backseat. In between giggles, he admitted he peed there a few minutes ago. FML
Today, I took my dog to the vet. He sat on my lap the whole car ride, licking my face and acting like my best friend. As soon as we got inside, he turned into a Tasmanian devil and pissed on my shoes, all while looking at me like I'd betrayed him. FML
Today, I made sure my puppy went number 1 and 2 before taking them into a pet-friendly store. In the store, two ladies awed at my puppy, but as I picked him up I didn't notice he'd shat on the floor until they pointed it out, giving me a dirty look. Other customers glared as I picked up his smeared shit. FML
Today, I brought my new puppy home. I saw her sniffing around, so I took her outside to do her business. She simply played in the grass for ten minutes, so I brought her in. She walked in the door, squatted, and shit. She has diarrhea. This is the fourth time today. FML
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Buttsexpirate 9
Seems like urine a bad place so you probably need a cool down. But hey it's Christmas and puppies are awesome!
margie2194 12
Hey at least you have an adorable puppy for the holidays. Happy holidays, love!
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Comments (95)
spazz666 18
Silly amatroll. Get better at trolling, you're making the rest of us look bad.
samaroo0 0
I wish I had a puppy mine died :(
cassidiemarie 0
my puppy did the same thing when i was driving only my mom was there and it was on her lap.... I burst out laughing and almost ran into a mailbox :/
bocshi83 1
if he for sure would pee or poo... common sense would be to crate him because crates are a lot easier to clean and disinfect then vehicles..
xXxIracebethxXx 14
Seems like #28 already beat you to it.
keepingitnasty 15
Should have held it out of the window, just like a baby.
lovefml987 1
first you should read some books in create training and second dogs will not pee or poop on their bed
summinay 0
I always put my animals in a crate when I take them somewhere in the car. It's safer and easier. Put a puppy pad in there incase.
Okayitwasme 0
We breed mini doxies and that's the first thing we tell a new owner. They must come with a carrier. We either provide one for the price they sell at the store or they bring one. I suggest reading up a bit more about your family pet. Sorry OP they are babies. If they are a month old, they can only hold their pee for an hr. So, for every month add an hr of ability to hold their pee. Kennel the puppy, let it out right away for a pee, then play. Lots of newspaper! Good luck!
Lizzy500 16
From a vet tech, thanks for that. Bring a crate and some extra towels, or better yet, puppy pads. You know what sucks worse than getting peed/pooped on in the car? Having your small dog get crushed to death in your lap when the airbag goes off.
zuzupetalsYO 11
You didn't walk him first? Haha YDI!
THE_A_TEEN 28
They just got the dog AND were taking it home BY CAR. ******* idiot...
Bmac98 0
that seems like a shitty situation.