Today, my brother and I drove 3 hours to pick up our puppy. The woman we bought him from said not to put him in the cage for the ride home as he would pee for sure. She recommended I put him on my lap. Not only did he shit on the seat backing out of her driveway, he pissed on me an hour later. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, we were in the car with my puppy, who favours my sister. She had been sat on her lap for a while, when she stood up and climbed onto my lap. I was really pleased until she peed on me and then went straight back to my sister. FML
Today, my dog pooped. In my lap. While I was driving. FML
Today, I adopted a dog from the local shelter. I put the dog in the car and he was shedding everywhere, but I was ok with that because he was my dog. As I pulled into the parking lot, the dog began to poop in the backseat of my car. When I got him out of the car, he ran off. $100 for him to poop and run away. FML
Today, I was in the car with my mom taking the dog to the vet, when he peed on me. We were taking him there because he hadn't peed in three days. FML
Today, I took my car into a car wash. I guess it was a bad idea to do it with my dog in the car, because he freaked out, started scrambling around, and ended up pissing on everything, me included. FML
Today, on the way home from the dog groomer, my great Dane had a bout of diarrhea in the car. I slammed on the brakes and my other freshly shampooed dog slid off the seat and into the pile of crap. FML
Today, I got a ride in a friend's car. As I sat down, her younger brother started laughing hysterically from the backseat. In between giggles, he admitted he peed there a few minutes ago. FML
Today, I took my dog to the vet. He sat on my lap the whole car ride, licking my face and acting like my best friend. As soon as we got inside, he turned into a Tasmanian devil and pissed on my shoes, all while looking at me like I'd betrayed him. FML
Today, I made sure my puppy went number 1 and 2 before taking them into a pet-friendly store. In the store, two ladies awed at my puppy, but as I picked him up I didn't notice he'd shat on the floor until they pointed it out, giving me a dirty look. Other customers glared as I picked up his smeared shit. FML
Today, I brought my new puppy home. I saw her sniffing around, so I took her outside to do her business. She simply played in the grass for ten minutes, so I brought her in. She walked in the door, squatted, and shit. She has diarrhea. This is the fourth time today. FML
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Buttsexpirate 9
Seems like urine a bad place so you probably need a cool down. But hey it's Christmas and puppies are awesome!
margie2194 12
Hey at least you have an adorable puppy for the holidays. Happy holidays, love!
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Comments (95)
Shmace 4
Bad sign if you're complaining on the 1st day!
ed1970 6
You should adopt puppies/dogs/cats at a rescue shelter, not buy them.
simsimma88 0
It happens. Puppy was probably nervous from being in a new environment. They experience anxiety to you know =P
Sugah_Shane1 2
That doesn't make sense. Isn't that the point of the cage? So he has something to pee and shit in.
skylarbee 8
When I bought both my dogs we brought a blanket so they could lay on it... So in case of accidents it only goes on the blanket. And none of the used it. Also if you wanted to crate the dog in the car you could have.
ingram450 3
I say shoot the dig shoot the dog no seriously shoot it
nikolkaw 9
Well she did say "for sure" so either way the dog was gonna pee! It happens :(
Hdw3 4
Didnt think to let the puppy go potty before you left? Ydi
xgetxbentx 13
...yeah, it's a puppy, they piss and shit. There's not much telling when it's going to happen until they're trained. That being said, puppies also pee due to their nerves, so if being in the cage works up the puppies nerves it will DEFINITELY pee. The lady never said it wouldn't go if you kept it on your lap. So if the puppy having accidents really bugs you, you shouldn't have one.
All_I_Need 4
At least, you didn't have an accident and he didn't die because of that. ;-) This woman sounds irresponsible and ignorant about road safety and dogs.