Today, my brother and I drove 3 hours to pick up our puppy. The woman we bought him from said not to put him in the cage for the ride home as he would pee for sure. She recommended I put him on my lap. Not only did he shit on the seat backing out of her driveway, he pissed on me an hour later. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, we were in the car with my puppy, who favours my sister. She had been sat on her lap for a while, when she stood up and climbed onto my lap. I was really pleased until she peed on me and then went straight back to my sister. FML
Today, my dog pooped. In my lap. While I was driving. FML
Today, I adopted a dog from the local shelter. I put the dog in the car and he was shedding everywhere, but I was ok with that because he was my dog. As I pulled into the parking lot, the dog began to poop in the backseat of my car. When I got him out of the car, he ran off. $100 for him to poop and run away. FML
Today, I was in the car with my mom taking the dog to the vet, when he peed on me. We were taking him there because he hadn't peed in three days. FML
Today, I took my car into a car wash. I guess it was a bad idea to do it with my dog in the car, because he freaked out, started scrambling around, and ended up pissing on everything, me included. FML
Today, on the way home from the dog groomer, my great Dane had a bout of diarrhea in the car. I slammed on the brakes and my other freshly shampooed dog slid off the seat and into the pile of crap. FML
Today, I got a ride in a friend's car. As I sat down, her younger brother started laughing hysterically from the backseat. In between giggles, he admitted he peed there a few minutes ago. FML
Today, I took my dog to the vet. He sat on my lap the whole car ride, licking my face and acting like my best friend. As soon as we got inside, he turned into a Tasmanian devil and pissed on my shoes, all while looking at me like I'd betrayed him. FML
Today, I made sure my puppy went number 1 and 2 before taking them into a pet-friendly store. In the store, two ladies awed at my puppy, but as I picked him up I didn't notice he'd shat on the floor until they pointed it out, giving me a dirty look. Other customers glared as I picked up his smeared shit. FML
Today, I brought my new puppy home. I saw her sniffing around, so I took her outside to do her business. She simply played in the grass for ten minutes, so I brought her in. She walked in the door, squatted, and shit. She has diarrhea. This is the fourth time today. FML
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Buttsexpirate 9
Seems like urine a bad place so you probably need a cool down. But hey it's Christmas and puppies are awesome!
margie2194 12
Hey at least you have an adorable puppy for the holidays. Happy holidays, love!
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crazyarsedfly 14
Puppies "relieve" themselves a lot - they're tiny lol. You could've stopped a few times on the way back, given him a bit of air and a chance to stretch his legs whilst going toilet. :) But no matter, you have him home now and that is all that matters.
dudeiwantcake 0
Trolling dog!!!!
GoneClubbin 9
Hey what did you expect that it came trained? It's a puppy if course they'll pee on the way home moron
casiejb 0
I don't know who you bought the puppy from but dogs should always be crated while in the car, or at the least restrained with a doggie seatbelt to prevent it from being projected during a car accident or even after slamming on the brakes. Also puppies make messes. They're puppies it's what they do.
bluntbeak 6
Lol when I got my puppy (now a dog) he did the same thing except the shit was all over my lap and hands. xD
crzybtchxx 2
Its not that bad my pup has a submisive excited pee problemnot there fault and she was right puppys will pee for sure no matter what but sitting with the new own is vital and it pessens the anxiety
sarah2144 14
Welcome to the world of puppies! Mine puked all over my passenger seat while I was driving. And then while I was speeding home to clean out my car, I got pulled over and got a ticket. But puppies are really cute so it's ok!
MamaSeriously 6
You could have just gotten a puppy or dog from a shelter, saved their life, saved yourself the gas and the long drive.
UNLUCKYyY1037 26
I see red flags everywhere !!
wow2mylife 25
why didn't you see if he will go before you put him in the car