Today, my boyfriend yawned while I was giving him head. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Snooze fest
Today, my boyfriend fell asleep while still giving me oral sex. FML
Repetitive
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while giving me head. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. Soon, I noticed he was being very quiet. When I looked up, he was in a deep sleep. FML
Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I realized he was opening his mouth wide a lot. At first, I thought he was trying to French-kiss me. He was actually yawning through the whole thing. FML
Worn out
Today, while my boyfriend was going down on me, he fell asleep right between my legs. The worst part was I only noticed when he started snoring. FML
Today, my boyfriend fell asleep during phone sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over to cheer me up after I'd had a sleepless night. He thought it would be a good time to propose. Unfortunately, it coincided with me yawning. FML
Today, I fell asleep while my boyfriend and I were having sex. What's worse is that he didn't even notice. FML
Today, my boyfriend crashed his car while I was giving him road head. FML
Relaxed
Today, I was having really great sex with my boyfriend. I was on top and he seemed like he was really enjoying it. Then, I realized he'd fallen asleep. FML
Top comments
Lisa89 3
so?
GB3500 0
he was just tired
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Comments (270)
Guapito91 0
try biting... hahah...
triggerit 5
smth wrong with your b/f... time to talk to him...
FMLsOhilarious 6
I think that he was just tired.
sculp91 0
so? lol what do you want him to be like your so good
remy3106 10
exactly, like he's not gonna be like "oh baby u suk my dick sooo good!!"
MykeLytorus 0
Organized Chaos. Which one of the three people in your pick is you? Are you the goofy guy in the right the drunk guy on the left?
MykeLytorus 0
TheIrishJaneDoe. Stop ranting like a lunatic.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
MykeLytorus: Learn how to use the reply feature, then we'll talk.
MykeLytorus 0
There's no need. You got the message. Besides, why hide a message in a reply section?
FMLsOhilarious 6
#118 They aren't ranting, they're just explaining something. There's nothing wrong with that.
ViiciousDreamz 0
stfu up I agree ppl are so annoying when they go too much into detail
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
193: Scroll past the long comments, then. It's not hard.
Independantlove 0
Darlin. yawning mean there isn't enough oxygen to the brain. NOT that he's tired. I mean he could be tired and still enjoying your.... interesting.... form of pleasure giving OR just need oxygen to his brain. he coulda died if he didn't his oxygen >:D jk he wouldn't have died xD
sillybabee 3
YDI for wasting your time reading FML's and not having a girlfriend... get one(:
Juneyah1017 9
awe shucks I'm pretty sure I wouldn't yawn lol!