Today, my boyfriend yawned while I was giving him head. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Snooze fest
Today, my boyfriend fell asleep while still giving me oral sex. FML
Repetitive
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while giving me head. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. Soon, I noticed he was being very quiet. When I looked up, he was in a deep sleep. FML
Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I realized he was opening his mouth wide a lot. At first, I thought he was trying to French-kiss me. He was actually yawning through the whole thing. FML
Worn out
Today, while my boyfriend was going down on me, he fell asleep right between my legs. The worst part was I only noticed when he started snoring. FML
Today, my boyfriend fell asleep during phone sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over to cheer me up after I'd had a sleepless night. He thought it would be a good time to propose. Unfortunately, it coincided with me yawning. FML
Today, I fell asleep while my boyfriend and I were having sex. What's worse is that he didn't even notice. FML
Today, my boyfriend crashed his car while I was giving him road head. FML
Relaxed
Today, I was having really great sex with my boyfriend. I was on top and he seemed like he was really enjoying it. Then, I realized he'd fallen asleep. FML
Top comments
Lisa89 3
so?
GB3500 0
he was just tired
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Comments (270)
Kanvis78 0
YDI for trying to fap while reading FML.
rachieohbaby 0
who me?
Monikabug 9
No, Rachie, he is referring to #7.
Kanvis78 0
No, you're too young to be hanging out like that!
rachieohbaby 0
ok thanks dad.
Kanvis78 0
You're welcome, breast flaunting daughter..
rachieohbaby 0
you made me laugh. so wish granted. the pic will be changed.
Kanvis78 0
:) Don't get me wrong, breasts are a great invention, but not the best way to attract the right people, eh?
MrKrumps 5
ha
pin_up_666 0
you do know that just happens some times right
rachieohbaby 0
my bad lol can't see anything with this dang itouch.. don't mind mee lol blonde moment
nick27lax 0
it's alright your looks make it up for that moment.
cocky 0
iPod Touch. not itouch. grr.
Bubbelz 25
OMG your life must be over! People yawn all day OP. Btw +1 for giving head, -2 for thinking it meant anything, so YDI
misfitSuperStar 0
You're the 1st guy I've EVER heard say head meant nothing! Apparently, you've never been deep throated. fyl!
kristir9426 0
it is the best way to keep a guy happy :-) I think he meant ydi for thinking the yawn meant anything?
rogerover 19
161. You are SO right!
Bubbelz 25
2,5 years later... Yes, I meant the yawn! Silly sentence.
zemo999 0
if ya need practice, let me know, we'll work on your moves!!
coffee_enima 0
57, rock on!!!
absoluteapathy 0
It's not unusual to yawn on occasion when one is really excited. Something about your body needing more oxygen. I wouldn't worry about this.
Quest_ 13
Are you serious? Who gives a shit? A yawn is no more remarkable than him sneezing or coughing during a *******.