Today, my boyfriend yawned while I was giving him head. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Snooze fest
Today, my boyfriend fell asleep while still giving me oral sex. FML
Repetitive
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while giving me head. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. Soon, I noticed he was being very quiet. When I looked up, he was in a deep sleep. FML
Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I realized he was opening his mouth wide a lot. At first, I thought he was trying to French-kiss me. He was actually yawning through the whole thing. FML
Worn out
Today, while my boyfriend was going down on me, he fell asleep right between my legs. The worst part was I only noticed when he started snoring. FML
Today, my boyfriend fell asleep during phone sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over to cheer me up after I'd had a sleepless night. He thought it would be a good time to propose. Unfortunately, it coincided with me yawning. FML
Today, I fell asleep while my boyfriend and I were having sex. What's worse is that he didn't even notice. FML
Today, my boyfriend crashed his car while I was giving him road head. FML
Relaxed
Today, I was having really great sex with my boyfriend. I was on top and he seemed like he was really enjoying it. Then, I realized he'd fallen asleep. FML
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Lisa89 3
so?
GB3500 0
he was just tired
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Comments (270)
HomeAl0ne 20
He wasn't yawning, he was trying to see if he could open his mouth as wide as yours.
UpYoursInAdvance 0
OK *****?!?!!!!'
remy3106 10
time to step it up a notch!!!
sallen0046 4
This has absolutely nothing to do with your life. People yawn when they're tired. Just because you had your face on his dick doesn't mean he wasn't still tired. You can be excited and tired. Everything is not about you, princess.
lalagirl912 0
yawning happens when your body needs more air, I yawn all the time! not when I'm tired,bored,ect :P I just yawned 3 times and not tired at all! and there goes another...lok
moo753 0
haha I guess you could say that ******* (puts on sunglasses) sucked!
remy3106 10
lol
BahBah_The_Sheep 0
Pretty sure I enjoyed that more than he did his *******.
Loveheart 0
Suck it better next time?
skyttlz 32
"Today, my girlfriend gave me head. I accidently yawned because I was really tired. She thought I was bored, and she told everyone. FML"
desser627 0
you obviously don't give good head!
rextasy 0
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TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Ooh, clever. Hint: Learn to use the reply feature. It'll at least increase the odds that your "insults" will be read.