Today, my boyfriend yawned while I was giving him head. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Snooze fest
Today, my boyfriend fell asleep while still giving me oral sex. FML
Repetitive
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while giving me head. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. Soon, I noticed he was being very quiet. When I looked up, he was in a deep sleep. FML
Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I realized he was opening his mouth wide a lot. At first, I thought he was trying to French-kiss me. He was actually yawning through the whole thing. FML
Worn out
Today, while my boyfriend was going down on me, he fell asleep right between my legs. The worst part was I only noticed when he started snoring. FML
Today, my boyfriend fell asleep during phone sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over to cheer me up after I'd had a sleepless night. He thought it would be a good time to propose. Unfortunately, it coincided with me yawning. FML
Today, I fell asleep while my boyfriend and I were having sex. What's worse is that he didn't even notice. FML
Today, my boyfriend crashed his car while I was giving him road head. FML
Relaxed
Today, I was having really great sex with my boyfriend. I was on top and he seemed like he was really enjoying it. Then, I realized he'd fallen asleep. FML
Top comments
Lisa89 3
so?
GB3500 0
he was just tired
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Comments (270)
icadragoon 11
Buy "tickle his pickle" from a sex shop, it will help.
rogerover 19
What the heck is "tickle his pickle"??
Focker218_fml 0
Ur not doing something right..
SpicyDuck 22
Fact: Yawning = Lack of oxygen to the brain! Most people should know this one.
princess_88 0
This happened to me last week. I was giving my BF head and I thought he was about to moan...nope just yawning LOL. Oh well
Lenoraa 0
I'm so sorry. try breathing hot air around it first really slow, then lick the tip and just shove it all in your mouth :) it's a good surprise:)
krayzken 0
yea, what she said! ... yummm lol
krayzken 0
I've heard of Athletes Doing this before a race to increase the amount of oxygen in their blood. sounds to me like you were taking too long... lolz
shay123_fml 0
brutalllllll
Mars_Bars_Big_Na 0
well the chick is obviously dumb as he'll cuz she don't know a yawn just means he needs more oxygen to the brain
Hump_Zilla 0
I read FML and play games on my iPhone all the time while the wife is giving me head
zsandquist416 0
thats a sign of erousel dumby