WellOops
🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend crashed his car while I was giving him road head. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Karly
🌶️ Spicy
Snooze fest
Today, my boyfriend fell asleep while still giving me oral sex. FML
chelse_elyce
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Cramped
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend in his car. We were in the front seat and I was on top. My ass hit the horn and scared my boyfriend so bad, he jumped, causing me to hit my head so hard that I swear I got a concussion. FML
justgreat
Opa Locka, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Repetitive
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while giving me head. FML
dom
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend yawned while I was giving him head. FML
Anonymous
Bury, United Kingdom
Supportive
Today, I was involved in a car crash. When I told him, my boyfriend was more interested in what he was going to have for lunch. FML
anon
Gilroy, United States
Today, my boyfriend knocked into me with his car. I drove myself to the hospital because he couldn't stop laughing long enough to drive. FML
emm
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Damn
Today, someone rear-ended me while I was on my way home. I was extremely upset and I called my boyfriend for comfort and to help inspect the damage. After taking a good look at the car, he said, "Damn, if only you fucked this hard." FML
neckcrack
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. I got a little too enthusiastic during it, and wound up cracking my neck loudly, and had to stop while the pain settled down. FML
dream_girl_3
United States
Enabling
Today, I let my boyfriend drive my car, knowing that he doesn't have a license. While he was out, he ran a stop sign, collided with another vehicle, and then left the scene of the accident. Then he lied to me about how the accident happened so I "wouldn't be so upset." FML
Sean
Toronto, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, as I was crossing a street, a car hit me and broke two of my ribs. The driver was too busy paying attention to his girlfriend who was giving him a blowjob from the passenger seat. I could see the look of ecstasy on his face as he rammed into me and drove off without noticing. FML
Top comments
BurnInDemonFire 39
Unwritten life rule #306 - Don't do stupid shit in a moving vehicle, you dumb ****.
interesting33 37
You were totally distracting him and endangering your lives and others by doing that. He might have has his eyes on the road but the stimulus of that would make it hard to concentrate. You both deserve it in my opinion and I'm glad no one was hurt.
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interesting33 37
You were totally distracting him and endangering your lives and others by doing that. He might have has his eyes on the road but the stimulus of that would make it hard to concentrate. You both deserve it in my opinion and I'm glad no one was hurt.
bluejello2001 18
Yeah, that would be pretty much the exact definition of "distracted driving."
tounces7 28
On the other hand, at least she knows she's good at it.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Unwritten life rule #306 - Don't do stupid shit in a moving vehicle, you dumb ****.
wHSKitty 11
I said it nicer, but lol
BurnInDemonFire 39
Don't be nice. These fools need to see how disappointed the rest of humanity is with them.
NostalgiaFreak9 43
If I ever had to define a YDI story, I would use this one as the definition.
RichardPencil 32
You’re lucky to have survived a head-on collision!
Jesserb 17
I don’t know who you are, what you’ve done or anything about you, but i fricking love you
RichardPencil 32
Thank you. I appreciate that!
the user name is taken fml 10
my friends call me funny but you way more fun teach me the skills be my pencil
InsanityShard 23
Accidental FYL. Complete and total YDI, goddmanit.
julfunky 29
I clicked FYL by accident too. There’s no way this isn’t a YDI.
MidnaLink 35
Well, for one thing, you’re both goddamned ******* idiots. You’re the idiot for GIVING him road head, and he’s the idiot for ALLOWING you to give him road head.
d3rpb0t 10
Damn, that's not how you're supposed to get his motor running! Hopefully he didn't get out on the highway...
Teresa LeCaine 5
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commandpriority 5
One pot hole can change your life forever! Don’t do stupid shit while driving!!
Suaria 38
I'm wondering why you guys thought this was a smart idea. Pull over or wait till you guys get home.
wanted_2_want 40
So Not. A Happy. Ending. At. All. Uhh?