Today, my boyfriend yawned while I was giving him head. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Snooze fest
Today, my boyfriend fell asleep while still giving me oral sex. FML
Repetitive
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while giving me head. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. Soon, I noticed he was being very quiet. When I looked up, he was in a deep sleep. FML
Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I realized he was opening his mouth wide a lot. At first, I thought he was trying to French-kiss me. He was actually yawning through the whole thing. FML
Worn out
Today, while my boyfriend was going down on me, he fell asleep right between my legs. The worst part was I only noticed when he started snoring. FML
Today, my boyfriend fell asleep during phone sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over to cheer me up after I'd had a sleepless night. He thought it would be a good time to propose. Unfortunately, it coincided with me yawning. FML
Today, I fell asleep while my boyfriend and I were having sex. What's worse is that he didn't even notice. FML
Today, my boyfriend crashed his car while I was giving him road head. FML
Relaxed
Today, I was having really great sex with my boyfriend. I was on top and he seemed like he was really enjoying it. Then, I realized he'd fallen asleep. FML
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Lisa89 3
so?
GB3500 0
he was just tired
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Comments (270)
blabbajuice 0
nice **** #7
ChildrenOfFilth 12
Aww you poor thing! that's just devastating! *sarcasm*
Laby_fml 9
How much did you pay for thoughs balloons #7?
cbr600_fml 0
what the he'll is that thing its so uuugggllllly
wowhaha805 0
hahaha wow that sux
RyNo24 4
I bet #7 takes it in the ass...
oooKUSHpusha 0
cutiee:)
emenesso 13
@88: Maybe that's they way he/she spells "check" in their country... But I don't suppose you thought of that before you deigned to post your badly thought out statement. We spell it "Cheque" here in Australia. @OP: People tend to yawn when they're tired. It's not necessarily because he's bored or not enjoying it. I know I've yawned before, it's most likely no big deal, and it's definitely not an FML moment.
fred88_fml 0
you do know why people yawn right? doesnt mean he was tired/not enjoying it
Alesana_Love 0
quit bitching op
kxdottt 0
fml is made for bitching people. duh
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Ooh, I read that this can be a good sign, actually. Taken from an article on newsvine.net: "It’s not that your body wants oxygen at a time like that, your body wants oxygen … well, all the time and if you wanted more, you wouldn’t yawn, you’d just breath more deeply and rapidly. [...] Do you know how scientists can tell if the mice are in the mood? They check for “stretching and yawning behaviors.” [...] Dr. Robert Provine, a neuroscientist, professor of psychology, and yawning expert at the University of Maryland, Baltimore County, [...] has pointed out, paratroopers ready to jump out of airplanes and into battle are prone to yawning, as are dogs just before they attack and it’s safe to say they are not bored. Yawning, in fact, is also a sign of arousal. Biochemically speaking, it may be caused by the release of dopamine in the brain which may trigger a cascade of other brain chemicals like oxytocin and nitric oxide, the stuff erections are made of, among them. [...] As Provine explained to me, a yawn is associated with a change of state, a shift, say, from sleep to wakefulness, wakefulness to sleep.' So when you shift from not aroused to aroused, you yawn. Yawning at the moment of impending sex, he said, 'is not at all rare. Provine speculates that sexual climax [******] and yawning may 'share a neurobehavioral heritage.' You’re not bored, or starved for oxygen. You’re just turned on."