Anonymous
United States
You can't see for shit
Today, my parents still won't let me drive in the dark. I'm 30 years-old. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
soliveyerlife
United States
Today, my parents yelled at me for coming home at 1am this morning from a friend's birthday party. I'm 30 years old. FML
pleasedontyellatme
Today, my parents finally took me driving after months of me having my permit. I got yelled at for asking questions. I only needed to know which way they wanted me to turn on the next street after they told me to turn, but not which way. FML
Snow
United States
Today, my mother informed me that I am not allowed to drive in snow. I live in Minnesota. FML
Anonymous
United States
Happy Father's Day
Today, my mom said I was not allowed to spend Father's Day with my dad. When I tried to point out that I'm 24 years-old and she couldn't stop me, she disabled my car. I don't trust rideshare. FML
Bahi
Mind of my own
Today, despite the fact that I'm 20 years-old, my parents never allow me to go out and have fun with my friends, under the pretext that I'm a girl. I'm stuck at house all year long, I only go out to the college they forced me to study at, and they decide everything about me. I’m tired. FML
ticket
United Kingdom
Today, I got a ticket for having my brights on. The street was pitch black and it was 1:30 in the morning. FML
mammasboy
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Springfield, United States
You gotta be kidding me?
Today, my mom scolded me and threatened to ground me for coming home past midnight. Normally, it wouldn't be unreasonable, except for the fact that I'm 24 years-old, and that my parents live with me, in my own house. FML
fedupson
Milpitas, United States
Today, I went driving for the first time with my mom. When she wasn't screaming, she gave great advice like, "Stop at the red light" and "Don't crash into cars". I need to drive 50 hours with her. FML
Scared
United States
Road safety
Today, I have two decades of existing under my belt, yet I still can't drive. The idea of trusting yourself and others to not be dumbasses when you're moving at high speeds is not at all appealing to my anxiety-ridden brain. I can't even ride a bike properly. How the hell am I ever going to live independently? FML
PatientlyDying
Plano, United States
Today, while talking to my parents, I dropped an ordinary drinking glass. After I apologized and cleaned the mess, they told me that they had decided that if I couldn't be careful at home, I certainly couldn't be careful on the roads. They took away my keys. I'm 19. FML
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Chazzster 32
If you owned your own car and had your own place to live, then what your parents think would be moot.
Crowned Sataness 12
yeah it's really about time you grow up and move out of mommy's basement. at 30 they should have absolutely zero say in your life
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Chazzster 32
If you owned your own car and had your own place to live, then what your parents think would be moot.
Jesse Duff 15
did you have an accident in the dark, did they teach you how to drive in the dark...this is on them
peterblackmer91 12
What do you mean they won't let you?? You're 30. You can do whatever you want. Don't be ridiculous.
Chazzster 32
The only way this makes sense is if OP is living with the parents and using their car.
Crowned Sataness 12
yeah it's really about time you grow up and move out of mommy's basement. at 30 they should have absolutely zero say in your life
DarkAngelsBlade 25
How can they even stop you?
randybryant799 21
Why are you still living at home and following their rules? You're grownup. Act like one.