girlsx2mom
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend wouldn't have sex with me because he doesn't want his mom "watching from heaven." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Cougartown
Today, my boyfriend snuck out of my room so he could have sex with my mom in the next room. FML
Anonymous
India 🌶️ Spicy
Knock next time please
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML
Forever sad
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Priorities
Today, I learned that my mother might not live much longer. My boyfriend, instead of showing compassion asked me, "We're still having video chat sex, right?" FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my mom walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. She was completely embarrassed (as was I) and she flew out of the room. My boyfriend, on the other hand, still wanted to finish. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
The birds and the bees
Today, I was having the "sex talk" with my mom because I really want to have sex with my boyfriend. My dad overheard us and is sulking. The only reason he hasn’t said anything like, “I’ll kill the boy” or, “Not until you’re married” is because he’s scared of my mom. Now everything is awkward at home FML
wish.was.single
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend kept whining at me, asking why I wouldn't have sex with him, seemingly not caring that my parents were in the room. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my mom tried to give me the sex talk, while I was mounting my boyfriend. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Pick your moments, dude!
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a romantic night. As we were having sex, he decided to say, "Look mom, no hands!" and it totally ruined the mood. FML
Username
Today, I learned that my 29-year-old boyfriend won't stay the night at my house because he lives at home with his parents and doesn't want to have "the discussion" with his mom about me. FML
Anonymous
Desoto, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, hours after being turned down for sex, I woke up to my boyfriend sitting at the computer, jacking off to a picture of my deceased mom. FML
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SunnyUserName123 5
Would you want your mother to watch you have sex?
RawrNom 0
awww. I can see that, give him a while? I got that that with peeing when I was like nine. god could see! I grew out of it aha.
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Comments (157)
BubblesPop 0
Tell him she went to hell
mega00ant 0
Why would his mom wanna see that??!
perdix 31
She'd probably tell him he stinks at it and nag at him why can't he be more like his older brother, the doctor who ***** like a jackrabbit.
Ikushka 3
Give him time God damn!
kylebeast11 0
3 way?
spd2fst4u 5
Wtf?^^ with his dead mother?
PopRocks14 0
Because OP can take an an elevator to Heaven and do that..
kylebeast11 0
Yea exactly that's sexy u gotta admit
Shiskie 0
That's messed up. >:l
loserman67 36
It has been said that we are not "watched" from Heaven while engaging in certain "activities" - the reasoning being that something you would not want to watch while on earth, you also would not want to watch from Heaven. So tell your boyfriend to relax, mom's not watching. And just for fun, ask him if he stopped jacking off for the same reason...
Levvy 22
And how would you know what was going on and thus whether or not you wanted to watch?
Ashlynlongman 0
That's actually ligitement
spd2fst4u 5
Belief is the death of intelligence.
ReynshineCutting 10
Then I gladly give mine up!
agoth 0
I believe the sun will rise.
Jimboom 12
Tell him that your dead mother came to you in a dream and said that she doesn't mind you having sex, in fact she encourages it... but only if he makes you cum every time. Otherwise she will be very dissappointed if he doesn't do that.
sara09_fml 0
I don't understand how that's an FML! I mean he's kinda stupid for saying that, but if he doesn't want to have sex I'd say that's fine!