girlsx2mom
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend wouldn't have sex with me because he doesn't want his mom "watching from heaven." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Cougartown
Today, my boyfriend snuck out of my room so he could have sex with my mom in the next room. FML
Anonymous
India 🌶️ Spicy
Knock next time please
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML
Forever sad
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Priorities
Today, I learned that my mother might not live much longer. My boyfriend, instead of showing compassion asked me, "We're still having video chat sex, right?" FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my mom walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. She was completely embarrassed (as was I) and she flew out of the room. My boyfriend, on the other hand, still wanted to finish. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
The birds and the bees
Today, I was having the "sex talk" with my mom because I really want to have sex with my boyfriend. My dad overheard us and is sulking. The only reason he hasn’t said anything like, “I’ll kill the boy” or, “Not until you’re married” is because he’s scared of my mom. Now everything is awkward at home FML
wish.was.single
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend kept whining at me, asking why I wouldn't have sex with him, seemingly not caring that my parents were in the room. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my mom tried to give me the sex talk, while I was mounting my boyfriend. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Pick your moments, dude!
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a romantic night. As we were having sex, he decided to say, "Look mom, no hands!" and it totally ruined the mood. FML
Username
Today, I learned that my 29-year-old boyfriend won't stay the night at my house because he lives at home with his parents and doesn't want to have "the discussion" with his mom about me. FML
Anonymous
Desoto, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, hours after being turned down for sex, I woke up to my boyfriend sitting at the computer, jacking off to a picture of my deceased mom. FML
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SunnyUserName123 5
Would you want your mother to watch you have sex?
RawrNom 0
awww. I can see that, give him a while? I got that that with peeing when I was like nine. god could see! I grew out of it aha.
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Comments (157)
saounga 0
Um, you sound really sensitive about his feelings. It's obvious he still loves his mom and may not be over it just yet.
Elysian101 0
You should respect that. He wants to honor his deceased mother by not having sex if she wouldn't approve.
demiilala 0
I don't think that's appropriate for FML... I felt the same when my Dad passed away...
mikachu1984 6
Lmfao! By this rate he's gonna be a virgin forever. Unless it's a crappy excuse, then FYL.
AidensHorizon 4
lol if you want real lovin then come visit me ;]
GliderGirl1012 6
WOW. you seem like a concerned partner. . . someone should smack you. You need to be considerate of his feelings.
bopityboii 0
*****
GamerMaster2041 12
tell him that dead people dont have xray glasses to see trough the roof of your house.
Demonyx 6
You should have said "make your momma proud, let her know her son's a straight man"
RKD 23
Wow what a douche! How does he think he got here?