Today, my boyfriend, who lives 100 miles away and whom I haven't seen in 2 months, told me he was visiting my city with some friends. I assumed this was an opening to an invitation, but no, he just asked me about the best places to get drunk. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my long-distance boyfriend was at my house for a 10-day visit. He told me that we'd never spent so much time together, so he didn't know me well and now, he'd finally met the "real me". He doesn't like it. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend to tell him how excited I was to drive 12 hours to see him and his new house. His girlfriend answered. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend to see if he wanted to come over to my house. He said he couldn't because he was out of town. That would have be perfectly acceptable, if I hadn't called him on his house phone. FML
Today, I was texting my boyfriend about yesterday, where he told me how much he loved me, and he wishes we lived closer. I asked him if he really meant it. Turns out he was drunk, and had no idea what he was talking about. FML
Today, after a week of not seeing each other, my boyfriend asked if he could come over and hang out. He only came because he ran out of food at his house. FML
Today, I took my boyfriend of 2 years on a family vacation to meet my family for the first time. We all got really drunk and he made out with my dad. This was day one and we don't fly back for another 16 days. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me as I was getting ready for bed and asked me to pick him up from the bar. Being a loving girlfriend I drive the 45 minutes; when I get there his friend informs me he left about 45 minutes ago. FML
Today, I spent 12 hours in an airport rather than go back to the apartment of the man I traveled to see for the weekend. Instead of wine, dine, sixty-nine, he took me to a tailgating event and introduced me to two girls he had a threesome with. FML
Today, my boyfriend took a day off from work because he felt "sick". I thought he might come see me since he hadn't come over in a while. Nope, he went to hang out with his ex instead. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
Desfar 5
Give him the addresses to all the most popular gay strip bars. That should make his night.
ebonyirony 29
I'm sure he really does care about you. He just has to be drunk first.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (125)
YeaSo3 14
I look at at like this if its your "boyfriend" why should yiu have to b invited.. You have an automatic invitation... He may have already planned time for you ... Just wanna. Kno where he should take his friends first!
AndrewN16 6
Tell him in singkeville
j_sheree6121 10
Why haven't you seen him? Do you not drive? Yes 100 miles is a long drive but it's only about an hour & a half. If I lived that far from my boyfriend I would drive to see him every weekend. Or at least every other, yes it would suck but it's better than not seeing him for 2 months.
Taymah49 7
Well, that tells you where his heart is.
lilpowers 3
well there's a few bars but the best is my house.
snafu63 0
100 miles is only like a two hour drive, sounds like he really cares about you.
alasimamuggle 0
This story should end with him now being an EX boyfriend
worldclassrager 41
looks like he got kicked out of too many bars...and his 100 radius is gone...time to move on...in more ways than one...maybe...I KNOW IT SUCKS I HONESTLY DON'T KNOW WHY THE HELL I AM POSTING IT....
carmel1110 12
I say dump his ass.
alaskagrl19 1
hes just not that into you