Today, my boyfriend, who lives 100 miles away and whom I haven't seen in 2 months, told me he was visiting my city with some friends. I assumed this was an opening to an invitation, but no, he just asked me about the best places to get drunk. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my long-distance boyfriend was at my house for a 10-day visit. He told me that we'd never spent so much time together, so he didn't know me well and now, he'd finally met the "real me". He doesn't like it. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend to tell him how excited I was to drive 12 hours to see him and his new house. His girlfriend answered. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend to see if he wanted to come over to my house. He said he couldn't because he was out of town. That would have be perfectly acceptable, if I hadn't called him on his house phone. FML
Today, I was texting my boyfriend about yesterday, where he told me how much he loved me, and he wishes we lived closer. I asked him if he really meant it. Turns out he was drunk, and had no idea what he was talking about. FML
Today, after a week of not seeing each other, my boyfriend asked if he could come over and hang out. He only came because he ran out of food at his house. FML
Today, I took my boyfriend of 2 years on a family vacation to meet my family for the first time. We all got really drunk and he made out with my dad. This was day one and we don't fly back for another 16 days. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me as I was getting ready for bed and asked me to pick him up from the bar. Being a loving girlfriend I drive the 45 minutes; when I get there his friend informs me he left about 45 minutes ago. FML
Today, I spent 12 hours in an airport rather than go back to the apartment of the man I traveled to see for the weekend. Instead of wine, dine, sixty-nine, he took me to a tailgating event and introduced me to two girls he had a threesome with. FML
Today, my boyfriend took a day off from work because he felt "sick". I thought he might come see me since he hadn't come over in a while. Nope, he went to hang out with his ex instead. FML
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Top comments
Desfar 5
Give him the addresses to all the most popular gay strip bars. That should make his night.
ebonyirony 29
I'm sure he really does care about you. He just has to be drunk first.
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Comments (125)
perdix 31
You'd think a guy who hasn't had sex with anyone else would immediately go to his girlfriend to whom he's been 100% faithful. Ooooooooooh! ...
l23VIVE 17
I am a little confused perdix are you implying OP's bf has not been faithful?
SooperSuper 2
Great boyfriend you got there.
jjmiller1001 17
Hopefully you made him an EX
wildsweetchild 19
Does he knows that you still considering him your boyfriend? 'cause he surely doesn't act like one, especially after not seeing each other for 2 months.
mskimbelinapham 5
If I were to be you in your situation... I'll wait until he's serious about everything and made his move. When it all happened, I'd dump his ass.
wildsweetchild 19
Exactly what I thought..sorry for not noticing your comment before posting mine.
Calyx_fml 22
He's not your boyfriend.
iAmKirsty 8
Seriously? He doesn't deserve you if he'd rather get drunk than wanting to visit you.
KiddNYC1O 22
For 100 miles you'd figure that the times you do see each other are strictly meant to be intimate.
AerBear115 15
Shoulda said "my house ;)"