wow
United States
Today, I have to choose between one eyebrow or none because I'm a heavy sleeper and my brother is a moron. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
I will find you and I will fucking fuck y
Falmouth, United Kingdom
Today, I woke up from a short nap, only to find two waxing strips stuck to my eyebrows. I now have very little of my eyebrows remaining, and just as little idea which idiot in my family pulled this stupid excuse of a prank. FML
RockMeetsHardPlace
Midlothian, United States
Drugs are bad, well, some of them
Today, like every day since my diagnosis, I've had to choose between two impossible options. Either I deal with debilitating headaches where I cannot focus, or I feel so drowsy that I cannot focus. My finals are in a week and I can't study. FML
Ibrowtheedge
Today, I shaved off half of my right eyebrow by accident. It still looks better than my left eyebrow. FML
Eyebrowless
Willingboro, United States
Today, I decided to wax my eyebrows. My entire eyebrow came off. FML
driving me crazy
Zzzzzzzzz
Today, I had to temporarily relocate to my brother's room after mine was being repainted. Not only do I have to sleep on the floor, but I also have to put up with my brother and dog both snoring loudly. What's worse is that they alternate in snoring. Goodbye sleep. FML
Anonymous
By any means necessary
Today, I actually pondered shaving off my eyebrows so I wouldn't have to go back to work. FML
Anonymous
Ireland
Today, I was getting funny looks all day. When I got home I realised that I was interrupted while doing my make-up this morning and completely forgot to fill in my second eye brow. FML
Eyebrowsgone
United States
Today, I decided to wax my own eyebrows with a Do It Yourself kit from the pharmacy. I'm now missing half of my right eyebrow. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I learned that shaving my unibrow while drunk/high was a terrible idea. I also learned that one brow looks better than no brow. FML
Picky
Today, I woke up to my younger brother picking his nose with my fingers. His explanation? "You were sleeping." FML
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Fml37 0
wait till your brother falls asleep and put superglue on his hand, and make him touch his face.
cactus_fml 0
Wow. You should sneak into his room while he's asleep and pluck his one chest hair.
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Comments (165)
Eaglestrike117 29
wow tht sucks
TROLL_fml 0
SECOND! I'M THE BEST! :D
Zombierella 2
uh, 32, not second you dumbass
TROLL_fml 0
YES I'M SECOND AND I'M THE BEST! :D
GleeIsTransient 0
ur an idiot
AnaMaree 0
Actually, he's a troll.
no1askdu 5
yes im 90th...right on
UrRightFML 0
No his TROLLLLLLINGGGGG!
livelifetotheful_fml 0
oh wow
Tayman24 0
holy shit the exact thing happened to this girl I know......she came to school one day with one eyebrow.....she let it grow back though
no65438 0
just shave it off and pencil them in :)
TheCarChanel 0
Is it left or right?
xKuraixMitsukaix 0
Man, that sucks. I'm sorry to hear that. FYL.
joeyisinsane 0
did anyone else shave their pubes after they read this?
mcdawnalds 0
I don't get it.
AndelleRae 9
Her brother shaved off one of her eyebrows. OP: If you're goth, you can always do the whole pencil thin eyeliner eyebrows. (Not being stereotypical or anything, so any naysayers and internet white knights can shove it. :D)
kewlcat 0
or get bangs that cover the missing eyebrow. it works!
KO2 0
Yeah I didn't get it either til it was just explained. Shave 'em both off and pencil em in! Apparently Rogain and all that stuff really helps eyebrows grow in quickly and nicely.
Crimsy 0
I agree with the people who said go with none and draw them on. My best friend purposely keeps her eyebrows shaved off and draws them on every day. She's really pretty, too! :)
hairt 4
HAHAHAHA 6 ur face cracked me up sorry
Rapt0rJesus 0
You aren't very bright, are you?
Fml37 0
wait till your brother falls asleep and put superglue on his hand, and make him touch his face.
stereopump 0
owowoowowoowwww! way too painful
HamsteronA 0
do his penis
pwnman 33
Which would make him look like he did a facepam
mcdawnalds 0
OOOOHHH. rolf.
sajeta 0
huh?
lizziemcguireee 0
You could shave the other one off and attempt to pencil them in as #6 said. Lol. FYL.
klutzywriter 0
hmm i'd probably choose none sorry bout that, do something to HIM when he's sleeping
Insert_Wit_Here 0
What did H.I.M. do to deserve her punishment?
AndelleRae 9
... You're joking, right?
Insert_Wit_Here 0
Me? Yes.
plethora 3
Hehe, win.
laReve 0
yeah, shave off the other one and do the pencil thing...at least your brother cant shave it off then!
mehwhateverr 0
HAHAHAHA. this is hilarious and written very well. i'd shave the other one off and try to pencil them in. man, your brother sucks. i suggest locking your door at night, or putting something in front of the door so your brother cannot get in. also, i hope your parents gave him a well-deserved grounding!