Today, my boyfriend told me he hoped I don’t get pregnant because he’d hate to have to dump me to escape fatherhood. Thinking he was making an insensitive joke about my single pregnant sister, I asked how many women he dumped for falling pregnant. He looked me dead in the eye and said, "Four." FML
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Today, I told my boyfriend of 4 years that I'm pregnant. He suggested we get a paternity test done. FML
Today, I am pregnant, and my boyfriend dumped me, saying that he didn't want to be stuck in anything too serious. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I’m pregnant. He told me not to worry, he’d pay child support until it’s 18, and he’d be moved out of our flat by Friday. When I asked him why, he told me not to be stupid, no way was he being trapped into raising a kid. He didn’t even ask if it was a boy or girl. FML
Today, my boyfriend "finally figured out" that he couldn't possibly be the father of my child, and publicly broke up with me. When I reminded him that I was already pregnant when we first met, he "extra" broke up with me for making him look stupid. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I’m pregnant. He broke down crying because his mother is going to be so mad at him. He’s in his 30’s and we've lived together for over 4 years, it’s not like it was a drunken mistake, it just happened naturally. FML
Today, I accidentally got pregnant by my boyfriend of three years and now I’m 4 months pregnant, single and we don’t even talk anymore. The best part is that he doesn’t believe I’m pregnant, nor that it’s his. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. Instead of being happy, he freaked out, then told me I was trying to "trap" him. We've been together for 12 years, and trying for 3. FML
Today, my pregnancy test came back positive. My boyfriend is no fan of fatherhood, so it was with some hesitation that I called him and let him know I'm pregnant. He replied, "Like hell you are!" and hung up. He now refuses to answer any of my calls. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend if he might want kids one day, and he most definitely does not. In fact, he even thanked me for reminding him we need to stock up on condoms when we go shopping, plus he’s even considering a vasectomy just to make sure. I’m already pregnant. FML
Today, after telling me his other girlfriend is pregnant, my boyfriend said we should stay together so I could help out with the baby. FML
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Top comments
ericofmi 2
If you don’t dump him, you deserve it.
VintageReddress 13
You need to kick his ass to the curb because he’s going do the same exact thing to you if the situation arises. Plus, the fact he’s done this four times before just shows how terrible of a person he id. The ‘silver lining’ is that those kids are probably better off without him in their lives if that’s the kind of person he is.
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Comments (13)
Samantha Dowling 3
errrr get rid!!
ericofmi 2
If you don’t dump him, you deserve it.
RichardPencil 32
Is your sister one of the four? Are you sure?
inthesticks 19
Time to nope on out of there
Michael Wood_279567485 8
sounds like it's time to put him in the rearview mirror and never turn back.
VintageReddress 13
You need to kick his ass to the curb because he’s going do the same exact thing to you if the situation arises. Plus, the fact he’s done this four times before just shows how terrible of a person he id. The ‘silver lining’ is that those kids are probably better off without him in their lives if that’s the kind of person he is.
Hangryko 32
Dump that deadbeat.
MorganHex 28
Girl! RUN!!!!
cowlee 1
LEAVE
randybryant799 21
And he's still your boyfriend????