Today, my boyfriend went and bought Skyrim, Modern Warfare 3 and renewed his WoW subscription. Looks like I won't be getting laid for a month or two. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she met someone else on World of Warcraft. I've been paying for her subscription. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted to make the most of his 1 month X-Box Live coupon. FML
Today, after a week of not seeing each other, my boyfriend has a three day break from work. This would be great if he hadn't just told me he's having a Guild Wars 2 marathon. Now all I have to look forward to is slow wifi and anguished screams every time his character dies. FML
Today, I gave the option to my boyfriend of 5 years to either quit World of Warcraft of lose me. He said WOW makes him happier. FML
Today, it became apparent that my boyfriend only showers when he levels up on World of Warcraft. FML
Today, I realized that my long term boyfriend still prefers video games over his kids and our sex life. I haven't had sex in over a month. FML
Today, I was about to have sex with my boyfriend. His best friend called and said he just beat God Of War 3 and that my boyfriend could borrow it. He got up, got dressed, ran to his car and told me I could walk home. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he said the relationship was too tough for him. When I asked for an example, he responded, "Like, I don't have enough time to play World of Warcraft." FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend to ravish me. He told me he would rather play PS3. FML
Today, my boyfriend refused to take me out on our three year anniversary because he was busy, "training to become a professional gamer." FML
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causticgirl 6
This is true.
flagg1888 3
Yeah, that is a little worrying. Games are good but they aren't going anywhere. Buy a toy of your own?
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Comments (653)
underguarded 20
Time to Suck it up and Join in.
The_Playful_Nun 0
Sounds like he's missing out more than you are
bflakes 1
God damn this is everything I need!!!
TomPusslicker 21
I can't believe anyone would choose videogames over sex...i'd offer my services, but, i'm sure that jokes been done. lol, you gotta find yourself a guy that doesn't only **** you by repeatedly hitting 'x'...i'll leave room for people to make a joke about the 'O' button.;)
jobsman99 0
My brother has the best if all worlds. He plays his video game while his girlfriend is topless with him and he plays with her big ****. I also walked in on them one time where he was playing his game while she was on her knees giving him a great ********. They did not even stop when I came in.
deadlymerc 0
elder scrolls is lame. cause once story ends the game is worthless
yuri63f6 7
Woah... Thats alot of virtual ****.
FajitaFreak 3
Well, sex is good, but not all the time. Nothing wrong with playing video games too. We all have our hobbies. Imagine how he feels when you get a new makeup kit, a DVD set of sex in the city, and new shoes... Guys have games. Girls have emotions and other girls. Deal with it. If he doesn't **** you every two days or so, talk with him. If you both don't want as much sex as each other, find someone else. Personally, I pitty him. I'm in the same boat. Sex is cool but in moderation, I don't want that much, so I rarely get any because girls are INSANELY horny. Girls want sex way more than guys do. They're just not as obvious about it around guys.
purplemnm 9
Um...I'm a girl, and I have games. I'm not that emotional, and I don't have very many "other girls" coz I'm such a nerd and all I wanna talk about is video games and hockey. Maybe you shouldn't generalize the whole female population.
FajitaFreak 3
? I was commenting in regards to the OP, who insinuated that because her BF got new games to fuel his hobby, she won't get laid anymore. That's not a fair statement nor is not getting laid worthy of a FML.
shootxtoxkill172 0
Honey try a year.
EAT1996 0
Lose that zero and get yourself a hero