Today, my boyfriend went and bought Skyrim, Modern Warfare 3 and renewed his WoW subscription. Looks like I won't be getting laid for a month or two. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she met someone else on World of Warcraft. I've been paying for her subscription. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted to make the most of his 1 month X-Box Live coupon. FML
Today, after a week of not seeing each other, my boyfriend has a three day break from work. This would be great if he hadn't just told me he's having a Guild Wars 2 marathon. Now all I have to look forward to is slow wifi and anguished screams every time his character dies. FML
Today, I gave the option to my boyfriend of 5 years to either quit World of Warcraft of lose me. He said WOW makes him happier. FML
Today, it became apparent that my boyfriend only showers when he levels up on World of Warcraft. FML
Today, I realized that my long term boyfriend still prefers video games over his kids and our sex life. I haven't had sex in over a month. FML
Today, I was about to have sex with my boyfriend. His best friend called and said he just beat God Of War 3 and that my boyfriend could borrow it. He got up, got dressed, ran to his car and told me I could walk home. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he said the relationship was too tough for him. When I asked for an example, he responded, "Like, I don't have enough time to play World of Warcraft." FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend to ravish me. He told me he would rather play PS3. FML
Today, my boyfriend refused to take me out on our three year anniversary because he was busy, "training to become a professional gamer." FML
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causticgirl 6
This is true.
flagg1888 3
Yeah, that is a little worrying. Games are good but they aren't going anywhere. Buy a toy of your own?
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Comments (653)
Jirekianu2 19
It's 2011 and we're really going to perpetrate the basement dweller virgin bullshit? Sure he may be slightly more distant but that doesn't mean no sex at all. If it becomes a problem TALK to him. You know contribute to a healthy and mature relationship rather than demonizing video games and giving up.
Calen5556 0
Priorities.
NorCalStoner707 0
Cod go
Th3eXeCuTiOn3r 0
Damn, that sucks. But why don't you get the game so he can t-bag you in the game :D
Jasonf6 0
You might be looking at far longer than that.
fox333 0
Wow WoW sucks balls and the mw seres sucks sooo much ass... Best mmorpg I have ever played that's still around is champions online and the best fps would be the halflife seres and killing floor
poleybear 3
Dnt worry i got you ;-)
rexku 0
Well there are sacrifices to dating a gamer.
VicmahnFml 0
I'll hit tht ;)
BrotherTheo 31
I was a gamer. It can be quite a draw. I lost a lot of years playing CoH. One day I decided that I wanted to live Real Life rather then sit in front of a screen and make a guy do stuff on a screen, as friggen awesome as the stuff on the screen was. It can make a good casual hobby but you can really loose your life to the whole gaming thing, and it can be really hard on the folks around you, especally if they don't share your enjoyment. OP, Perhaps the thing to do is to live and enjoy your life and... let him know you're doing it, so that perhaps some part of him may hear you and gain awareness that there's something else out there that he's missing. I'm not saying you should drop him (Yet...) But see friends, go places, and do things. Don't put your life on hold, don't sit around and watch him play.