Today, my boyfriend went and bought Skyrim, Modern Warfare 3 and renewed his WoW subscription. Looks like I won't be getting laid for a month or two. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she met someone else on World of Warcraft. I've been paying for her subscription. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted to make the most of his 1 month X-Box Live coupon. FML
Today, after a week of not seeing each other, my boyfriend has a three day break from work. This would be great if he hadn't just told me he's having a Guild Wars 2 marathon. Now all I have to look forward to is slow wifi and anguished screams every time his character dies. FML
Today, I gave the option to my boyfriend of 5 years to either quit World of Warcraft of lose me. He said WOW makes him happier. FML
Today, it became apparent that my boyfriend only showers when he levels up on World of Warcraft. FML
Today, I realized that my long term boyfriend still prefers video games over his kids and our sex life. I haven't had sex in over a month. FML
Today, I was about to have sex with my boyfriend. His best friend called and said he just beat God Of War 3 and that my boyfriend could borrow it. He got up, got dressed, ran to his car and told me I could walk home. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he said the relationship was too tough for him. When I asked for an example, he responded, "Like, I don't have enough time to play World of Warcraft." FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend to ravish me. He told me he would rather play PS3. FML
Today, my boyfriend refused to take me out on our three year anniversary because he was busy, "training to become a professional gamer." FML
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causticgirl 6
This is true.
flagg1888 3
Yeah, that is a little worrying. Games are good but they aren't going anywhere. Buy a toy of your own?
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Comments (653)
Dcm210 19
I'm sure he'll find time to spend with you. Gamers gotta get laid too.
Xxak907xX 0
Skyrim? Looks like you won't be getting laid for a year or two, OP.
Asstazztic 8
that's what you get for dating a nerd!
DanbotXIII 10
Arggg... thats why my wife doesn't let me buy new games...:(
arin2009 0
Sex is so much better !!!! I hate wow it's so pointless!!! Mw3 is gay!!!
guppyfishlette 1
I have the same issue minus the WoW... My boyfriends mother suggested I get a battery operated boyfriend.
Agathus 14
Sounds familiar....
MellieSIU 16
I told my hubby he can't buy any of those new games unless he gives up his football addiction. I'm sick of fighting for attention against a buncha dumbass men in plastic suits fighting over a ball, the new games would push me right over the edge!! >:(
justlikeme79 9
You're his wife, not his mother.
bkkh_frnks 6
the elder scrolls is the shit. I've already logged about 30 hours into skyrim and will log about 500+more into it. you'll forget all about sex if you pick up the controller for yourself :)
mjacv2 5
Do like I do, just say wipe it out it's time to take care of business.