lilybelle11
Brisbane, Australia
New quest
Today, it became apparent that my boyfriend only showers when he levels up on World of Warcraft. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Septy
Malaga, Spain
Today, my sick semi-delusional boyfriend, whom I've been taking care of for days, accused me of trying to poison him so that I could play World of Warcraft. FML
Noname
United States
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he said the relationship was too tough for him. When I asked for an example, he responded, "Like, I don't have enough time to play World of Warcraft." FML
ShelbyIsAwesome
Who are these people ?
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he hasn't showered in over a week because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
dumpedovergame
United States
Today, I gave the option to my boyfriend of 5 years to either quit World of Warcraft of lose me. He said WOW makes him happier. FML
Shelby
Today, my boyfriend told me that he hasn't showered in over a week, because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he can't remember the last time he took a shower. He then told me he doesn't see the "need" of taking showers. FML
poor baby
Germany
Today, my boyfriend forgot to pick our son up from daycare. His excuse? Fighting in a battle in World of Warcraft was far more important and he had to stay absolutely focused. Our son had to wait for two hours. FML
Anonymous
Dukinfield, United Kingdom
Today, I found out that boyfriend doesn't think he needs to wipe his ass after he shits if he's going straight in the shower because he can just "clean it up in there". We share a loofah. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, my boyfriend hasn't showered in two weeks. He says he doesn't want his "manliness" to wash off. FML
unknown
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
France
Ewwww, dude
Today, my boyfriend told me he hasn't showered since our first date. We've been dating for three weeks. FML
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RichardPencil 32
Have you considered dating someone from the World of Men?
rogerg411 10
Well considering they just revamped the level system he must shower multiple times per day! super clean Boyfriend!
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Comments (12)
Robert Cruikshank 7
See if you can change the settings to make the easier.
hamburgerjung 23
If you know anyone who can change the settings to make WoW easier, pls let me know^^ There’s some Gear I need Upgrades to and some mounts I still haven’t gotten xD
lilacgold 16
I mean, WoW basically already did that - levelling is super fast and easy, because they know that's not the part people play for! Levelling up was sped up by something like 50% during the current expansion, and just got sped up a whole lot more with a massive overhaul, AND there's a double XP bonus currently. I'm not entirely sure OP means the exact thing they said, because if someone showered every time they levelled up, they'd be taking at least several showers per day, potentially several per hour.
coius 23
Heirlooms. In iron forge (alliance)or undercity (horde). With new shadow lands, varied amounts of a set gives you extra rested xp. I leveled from 1-50 on new “crunched” levels a character in a week with my wife. Heirloom armor helps. Need gold? Do tailoring and make 30 slot bags. Easy to get to as well on levels. My wife and i just unlocked the last of the allied races (alliance and horde alike) and its easier than ever to hit max level now. If on classic, well be prepared to go in dry (i’ve been a WoW head since the day it launched, i know the pains all too well). If anything, WoW is too easy. I played diablo II again just so I had a challenge. Even my wife (a non-serious gamer) finds WoW too easy now.
r 8
Ask him why he levels up so slow. Most people can get more than 1 level per day. So he sucks at World of Warcraft and hygiene.
RichardPencil 32
Have you considered dating someone from the World of Men?
Charlie Given 28
This sounds like he has a video game addiction and is probably very mentally immature
rogerg411 10
Well considering they just revamped the level system he must shower multiple times per day! super clean Boyfriend!
lilacgold 16
Levelling is pretty quick nowadays and has been for some time- he must be showering several times an hour in the early levels! Even in the later levels, it takes no more than a few hours to get a level- at launch of the last expansion, it took me under a week to get my main the 10 new levels available even without taking the fastest route, and they've made several changes that speed up the process since then. Also, most of WoW's popular content is after you reach max level. I'm not sure your FML makes much sense to be honest.
Ciara Koch 22
What if dude has played for ever and plays only 20 mins a day ? Then it could be like he rarely showers js
OrySoma 11
I feel bad for you when he hits the lvl cap and I bet at the start of the game he showered like 20 times a day lol
Huldan MeGroyn 13
Every 10 minutes to an hour? Cause that's how long that takes.
r 8
Ask him why he levels up so slow. Most people can get more than 1 level per day. So he sucks at World of Warcraft and hygiene
r 8
Ask him why he levels up so slow. Most people can get more than 1 level per day. So he sucks at World of Warcraft and hygiene
tounces7 28
Eh, group with him and help him level faster I guess?