Today, my boyfriend went and bought Skyrim, Modern Warfare 3 and renewed his WoW subscription. Looks like I won't be getting laid for a month or two. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she met someone else on World of Warcraft. I've been paying for her subscription. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted to make the most of his 1 month X-Box Live coupon. FML
Today, after a week of not seeing each other, my boyfriend has a three day break from work. This would be great if he hadn't just told me he's having a Guild Wars 2 marathon. Now all I have to look forward to is slow wifi and anguished screams every time his character dies. FML
Today, I gave the option to my boyfriend of 5 years to either quit World of Warcraft of lose me. He said WOW makes him happier. FML
Today, it became apparent that my boyfriend only showers when he levels up on World of Warcraft. FML
Today, I realized that my long term boyfriend still prefers video games over his kids and our sex life. I haven't had sex in over a month. FML
Today, I was about to have sex with my boyfriend. His best friend called and said he just beat God Of War 3 and that my boyfriend could borrow it. He got up, got dressed, ran to his car and told me I could walk home. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he said the relationship was too tough for him. When I asked for an example, he responded, "Like, I don't have enough time to play World of Warcraft." FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend to ravish me. He told me he would rather play PS3. FML
Today, my boyfriend refused to take me out on our three year anniversary because he was busy, "training to become a professional gamer." FML
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causticgirl 6
This is true.
flagg1888 3
Yeah, that is a little worrying. Games are good but they aren't going anywhere. Buy a toy of your own?
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Comments (653)
bamxitsxandreaa 8
Lololol MW3-1 chick-0
purplemnm 9
WoW's a cool game, you should start playing. Nothing sexier than a girl who crushes Alli--er, noobs. And it's actually a great bonding experience with your boyfriend :D Just remember: Serve the Horde, or be crushed beneath it.
gremlin_bros 19
Wow is part of what ruined my marriage she was addicted to that stupid game. Now I refuse to even think about dating a person who plays wow.
karamman 5
Video games > Sex
kurty1 1
You should let him know he wasted his money on skyrim as its the same as fallout new vegas but with shields in it and a bigger map but with less locations, but a good selection on mw3 as i am throughly enjoying it, tell him to stop the WoW and play a good game like assassins creed revelations
duckdragon31 0
Dovahkiin!!!!
cmt2k2 0
If ur bf can't play games and give u the attention u need...u need a new bf
ashleycuddlebear 0
You can try floor play to the things he likes. Just saying if you wanna get laid try dressing up like a WoW character I suggest blood or night elve for this.
silverhelms 5
Wait till tor comes out in December
volsfan24 1
Longer then that for sure.