Today, my boyfriend went and bought Skyrim, Modern Warfare 3 and renewed his WoW subscription. Looks like I won't be getting laid for a month or two. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she met someone else on World of Warcraft. I've been paying for her subscription. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted to make the most of his 1 month X-Box Live coupon. FML
Today, after a week of not seeing each other, my boyfriend has a three day break from work. This would be great if he hadn't just told me he's having a Guild Wars 2 marathon. Now all I have to look forward to is slow wifi and anguished screams every time his character dies. FML
Today, I gave the option to my boyfriend of 5 years to either quit World of Warcraft of lose me. He said WOW makes him happier. FML
Today, it became apparent that my boyfriend only showers when he levels up on World of Warcraft. FML
Today, I realized that my long term boyfriend still prefers video games over his kids and our sex life. I haven't had sex in over a month. FML
Today, I was about to have sex with my boyfriend. His best friend called and said he just beat God Of War 3 and that my boyfriend could borrow it. He got up, got dressed, ran to his car and told me I could walk home. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he said the relationship was too tough for him. When I asked for an example, he responded, "Like, I don't have enough time to play World of Warcraft." FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend to ravish me. He told me he would rather play PS3. FML
Today, my boyfriend refused to take me out on our three year anniversary because he was busy, "training to become a professional gamer." FML
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causticgirl 6
This is true.
flagg1888 3
Yeah, that is a little worrying. Games are good but they aren't going anywhere. Buy a toy of your own?
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Comments (653)
Bladeofarzeal 6
Fyl, OP. Then again, go find someone else to fullfill your needs :3
LittlexSparrow 0
Skyrim..is AMAZING!!
alzeer 5
I totally agree with your boyfriend. Those games are awesome!
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Even if the games are awesome, if a guy is spending more time on them than with his girlfriend and downright ignoring her and her needs, he's just a boy trapped in a man's body and needs a serious reality check. Playing games recreationally is one thing, but from the sounds of it, they're his life. If that's the case, OP needs to either have a serious talk with her boyfriend or leave him for someone that pays more attention to her than video games.
Characterise 0
think it's time to get your physco bitch out and yank the console out and smash it or snap the discs
CountOrlandu 3
I'll rail you...
GTAmerc 2
Oh no, Modern Warfare 3 alone offers much -much- more game time then just a couple months. :P
AMB3AST 7
Just freaking join him. Makes it more fun! :D
MainPrism 16
Well, ur bf obviously sucks @ life I own all 3 & I play mw3 everyday on top of a 5 mile run every morning & working out 4 days a week & my gf stays happy if ya kno wut i mean lmao!!!
Fountainel 0
Those are the 3 only games I play too! But if you want to have sex call me. Be hot...
xXNickiiBabyXx 11
If i were you id tell him how you feel and if after that if he still continues to spend more time playing games than with you than get a sex toy cause if he doesnt please you please yourself he will eventually catch on that you dont need him sexualy and you would hope that realization would lead him to cutting back on the games.