Today, my boyfriend went and bought Skyrim, Modern Warfare 3 and renewed his WoW subscription. Looks like I won't be getting laid for a month or two. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she met someone else on World of Warcraft. I've been paying for her subscription. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted to make the most of his 1 month X-Box Live coupon. FML
Today, after a week of not seeing each other, my boyfriend has a three day break from work. This would be great if he hadn't just told me he's having a Guild Wars 2 marathon. Now all I have to look forward to is slow wifi and anguished screams every time his character dies. FML
Today, I gave the option to my boyfriend of 5 years to either quit World of Warcraft of lose me. He said WOW makes him happier. FML
Today, it became apparent that my boyfriend only showers when he levels up on World of Warcraft. FML
Today, I realized that my long term boyfriend still prefers video games over his kids and our sex life. I haven't had sex in over a month. FML
Today, I was about to have sex with my boyfriend. His best friend called and said he just beat God Of War 3 and that my boyfriend could borrow it. He got up, got dressed, ran to his car and told me I could walk home. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he said the relationship was too tough for him. When I asked for an example, he responded, "Like, I don't have enough time to play World of Warcraft." FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend to ravish me. He told me he would rather play PS3. FML
Today, my boyfriend refused to take me out on our three year anniversary because he was busy, "training to become a professional gamer." FML
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causticgirl 6
This is true.
flagg1888 3
Yeah, that is a little worrying. Games are good but they aren't going anywhere. Buy a toy of your own?
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Comments (653)
theapocalypse451 1
I dated a guy for a while who played WoW. Take my advice, just break up with him right now and don't waste any more of your time.
sxdryv 14
Call me! ;)
sundancekid2112 0
Come on over, I don't play video games an will be happy to eat your ass and **** you silly.
iBiteRoses 22
Funny because my boyfriend just did the same thing :(
MarioDragon 14
If you REALLY want him to be happy, tell him he can do both: have sex with you, and play at the same time! Whether or not he keeps it up is the real challenge...
mcafee 0
Your not alone my husband bought skyrim a week ago I like that game but today he bought the new need for speed, MW3 and battlefield, I'm like are you serious! His response " I had a gift card "
ChrissyBambi 0
I feel your pain haha
alexinho_chelsea 6
PS3 :P ? im gonna join with him :D JK ... but still i understand u , my GF thinks COD is more important then her for me ...
hazardmuffin 21
Obviously your guy has his priorities mixed up. Or you're not trying hard enough. My guy's the same way, and don't get me wrong, I 'm a huge gamer myself (
Grimscore 1
Wrong, unplug the Internet and take skyrim away, then tell him he needs to engage in coitus with you for gaming privileges, also he can't cheap out and make it suck.